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OMG, Itz Another Caturday!

This one comes with a caption contest. The winner will receive some cool books by cool authors from my stash. You have until Monday noon, PST, to come up with something for this one. Good luck!

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O Great Baker, how nice it is to see a picture of the Beauteous Ghlaghghee, even a dangerously disrespectful one that puts us all in serious peril.

This image was no doubt part of the “special collection” Blacklisted Scalzi left for you for The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club.

The Executive Committee will remember this, Scalzi.

From Her Expression, so will She.

The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

PS – The winning caption (that means the low-brows of the Whatever need not submit further pathetic efforts) is: “Scalzi sucks. But then you all knew that, right?”

Wealthy: adj. 1. Rich 2. Possessing a greater-than-normal amount of financial resources. 3. Having the financial security to stay at home all day and every day, recline naked on pillows, watch constant reruns of Shark Week, play with oneself in public, or a combination of all of the above. Example: “That cat plays with himself like he’s wealthy, or somethin’. And why didn’t you tell me we had the Discovery Channel?”

The alliance… will die. As will your friends. Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!

Hello Neo. I am the Cat Architect. I designed the Cat Matrix. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant… because it does not involve scratching under my chin.

(Preferably in a deep baritone)

These cushions are suitably comfortable. They shall suffice as a throne. . .for now.

Now bring my some tuna, human, or you shall suffer my wrath.

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