OMG, Itz Another Caturday!

This one comes with a caption contest. The winner will receive some cool books by cool authors from my stash. You have until Monday noon, PST, to come up with something for this one. Good luck!

86 Comments on “OMG, Itz Another Caturday!”

  1. Dave H – I can see Canada from my house – Aging dad, electronics nerd, embedded software developer. (I'm the guy who makes your microwave blink 12:00.)
    Dave H

    Before you speak, consider carefully the fate of the last person to make a “Jabba the Hutt” reference in my presence.

    Now, you may proceed.

  2. brigidsblest – 53 going on 13. Divorced, 2 adult kids, 2 cats. Not enough bookshelves. Never enough chocolate. Tired of winter. A myriad of fandoms, none of which I'm actually a fanatic about. Leftist demsoc in a blue state (NY), an Iowa ex-pat, first child on my father's side of the family to graduate from college (B.A. in English [Lit.], B.S. in Criminal Justice). Fond of poetry, pizza, genre TV and movies, pagan religious debate, civil rights, deserved compliments, writing, traveling, cooking (sometimes), swimming, and martial arts. Not fond of: spiders, hatred, pain. Leave your religious/racial/gender/sexual orientation bigotry at home if you're going to visit me, or better yet, if you carry that baggage around with you, don't bother coming to say hi at all.
    Jennifer L

    Since you’re up, I want the catnip, some fresh rat guts, a beer, and the remote control–in that order.

  3. O Great Baker, how nice it is to see a picture of the Beauteous Ghlaghghee, even a dangerously disrespectful one that puts us all in serious peril.

    This image was no doubt part of the “special collection” Blacklisted Scalzi left for you for The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club.

    The Executive Committee will remember this, Scalzi.

    From Her Expression, so will She.

    The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

    PS – The winning caption (that means the low-brows of the Whatever need not submit further pathetic efforts) is: “Scalzi sucks. But then you all knew that, right?”

  4. Wealthy: adj. 1. Rich 2. Possessing a greater-than-normal amount of financial resources. 3. Having the financial security to stay at home all day and every day, recline naked on pillows, watch constant reruns of Shark Week, play with oneself in public, or a combination of all of the above. Example: “That cat plays with himself like he’s wealthy, or somethin’. And why didn’t you tell me we had the Discovery Channel?”

  5. skylarkerette – Long time resident of the Twin Cities area in Minnesota, long-time reader, especially of fantasy, folklore and science fiction, active in the TC area f/sf fan community, and in Midwest Fiction Writers chapter of RWA.
    Laramie Sasseville

    Leo. What’s your sign?

  6. anotherdamnedmedievalist – I'm a medievalist. I teach. I try to research. I write about academia, life, and cats. I'm starting to believe I might fit in with the smart, cool medievalists, but I have a hard time not feeling like a fangirl when I'm with them. Contact me at: another_damned_medievalistATSIGNhotmailDOTcom
    Another Damned Medievalist

    Why cats need pants

  7. I am MOST depressed that Chang Who Is Not Chang has not commented on the previous Illustrious She Image. Bring me the scotch. Leave the bottle.

  8. The alliance… will die. As will your friends. Good, I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!

  9. Flufficus Maximus: Resplendent upon the cou- er, throne, in all her magnificent glory.

  10. “Encouraged by their lack of human supervision, the industrious Scalzi cats started their own web-site to bring high-class kitty porn to the masses…”

  11. And then they said, “You’re not cute enough to be an Ewok.” As if those clowns they hired are cuter than me. Jerks!

  12. Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
    Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegria y cosa buena
    Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
    Hey, Macarena!

  13. Talk not of unicorn kittens and bacon in front of us! We are the cat. Leave our catnip on the table as you back out of the room.

  14. Hello Neo. I am the Cat Architect. I designed the Cat Matrix. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant… because it does not involve scratching under my chin.

  15. Betty, I had to bring Sally home from the sleepover early because I caught her on the couch in the den, ahem, playing with herself.

    (Nadya’s een watching Mad Men tonight.)

  16. (Preferably in a deep baritone)

    These cushions are suitably comfortable. They shall suffice as a throne. . .for now.

    Now bring my some tuna, human, or you shall suffer my wrath.

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