10 Comments on “Off Doing Family Stuff”

1. You’re going to release your video of cats dressed in bacon dresses, dancing to Lady Gaga’s “Monster”?

2. But…but…you just spent six weeks away! How could you leave us again so soon? *snif* *sob*

   Oh well, whatever it is, hope it’s going well…

3. Heh. Even your blog posts have cliffhangers.

4. Nobody like a tease, John.

5. Yes, you’re definitely a cat owner. Only cat owners talk like that, usually while petting their cats. I think that sensitive humans establish some sort of empathic link to their cats when they pet them, one which conveys the cat’s royal disdain for others and a penchant for cryptic communication.

6. I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now!!!

7. Sure, you’re off doing stuff with the family. But which family?

   (Cue theme from The Godfather)

   Well, just try to be safe.

8. Great, now I can’t sleep again.

9. Que the dramatic music!

10. umm… john, are you aware of the impact your teasers have on productivity? hmmm????