How I’ve Been Spending My Evening
Standing on a giant scale so that the people running Capricon 31 could find out what my weight is in Coke Zero cans.
The answer: 204 cans, or for those of you with metric inclinations, 76.5 liters. A measurement of 76.5 liters is henceforth to be known as a “Scalzi,” as in “Your dad is coming and he does like his beer, better get a Scalzi’s worth from the liquor store.”
Someone please update Wikipedia to reflect this new knowledge.
Yes, there are pictures. No, I don’t have them because I was busy standing on the scale. I’ll post some when I get them.
I’m guessing that my night has been more interesting than yours so far. I mean, I haven’t even told you about the part where I was photographed fondling my own nipple yet.
You’re welcome for that mental image, by the way.
And now, off to a party.