Daily Archives: February 14, 2011
How the Unit of Measurement Known as the “Scalzi” Was Ascertained
Posted on February 14, 2011 39 Comments
This is a finely-calibrated, precision-oriented method, I will have you know. Shortly thereafter the scales were occupied by a duck and by a woman with a carrot tied to her nose. I have no idea what that was about. Photo: Fred Teifeld
Dear People Who Just Anonymously Sent Me A Large Package Which Included a Typewritten Note Asking Only If I Want To Know More
Posted on February 14, 2011 43 Comments
The answer: No, not really. More specifically: Look, not to be a dick about these things, and I know you mean well, but I get sent several packages a day from people who want me to promote things for them or otherwise engage my attention (today’s total: five, so far), and that doesn’t include the […]
Home Again
Posted on February 14, 2011 51 Comments
And in case you’re wondering, this is what a “scalzi” worth of Coke Zero looks like. The cats are added for scale. More later, but I have to do a bit of work now. Something about being away for four and a half days means there’s stuff to catch up on.
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