Computer Nonsensery

Desktop computer’s ethernet connection doesn’t want to ether today, which naturally presents a host of problems. So guess what I’m doing with my morning?

Be back later.

33 Comments on “Computer Nonsensery”

  1. You’ve gone in search of the elusive Cat-6 cable, 5 meter. And you’re blogging from a local coffee shop, waiting for the store to open.

  2. I am guessing that he is playing video games, and is only pretending that his internet does not work, so he can play more video games.

  3. naturally i would think you would be:

    1) reverse engineering the TCP/IP stack
    2) ensuring adapter is enabled in device manager
    3) typing ‘ipconfig /renew *’ furiously.
    4) getting a new one (they’re usually pretty cheap, or you can steal one from a neighbour)
    5) sending me a copy of Fuzzy Nation.

  4. Hmmm…my desktop does this occasionally too. Turning it off, unplugging the power, cycling the power button (to discharge the negative energy, man), and plugging it back in usually does the trick. Good luck!
    Or, you could also sacrifice a chicken.


  5. Derek @6: Or, you could also sacrifice a chicken.

    I like Barry’s (#4) idea better. Just send me a copy of Fuzzy Nation. That’ll make everything better. For me, at least. ;-)

  6. kickin it in your bathrobe while watching Aurthur and his friends Buster, The Brain and Francine?

  7. @hugh57: Sacrificing chickens is sooo pre-industrial revolution. Nowadays you’ve got to sacrifice a nerd.

  8. EtherNet is so 1970s. If you have to get a new card for you computer anyway, you should just bite the bullet and upgrade to the new PhlogistonNet.

    Routers are hard to come by though, and PhlogistonNet will burn right through a firewall.

  9. My ancient 10/100T router is very responsive to even the unspoken threat of percussive maintenance,

  10. #3: You’re probably right :-)

    #9: Don’t be silly. While I think you’re right about the chicken, it’s still perfectly acceptable to sacrifice as many as 72 virgins! Although I suppose (a) nerdy virgin(s) would be even better :-)

  11. #10 FTW! I was going to suggest that your desktop has gone steampunk and is now using aethernet.

  12. thanks Hugh, I *did* think it was a good idea :)

    Got landed into hospital on Monday so naturally I am exhausting all available reading material. Mr. Scalzi himself was namedropped in what I’m reading, “Sarurn’s Children”. Scalzi and Stross seem to like doing that!

  13. I can relate, I dodged a nasty computer virus last Monday. The scam tried to shake you down for money to remove said scam.

  14. Getting the snow tires off your car. Oh, wait….you don’t have snow tires in Ohio, do you?

  15. #16 – I believe that every person on Earth will one day have a role in Spiderman: Turn off the Dark. This will be forced upon those unwilling, due to the lack of uninjured willing participants.

    And yes, I believe the ethernet is a lie, covering up much dezombification.

  16. Check the hosts file – if it’s set to you have a malware trojan that is resetting your hosts file and keeping you off the internet…I don’t remember off the top of my head what it is, but it’s a giant pain. My mother’s computer was hit with it last weekend and I’m giong to have to figure out the name and walk her through registry edits and editing files over the phone.

  17. Dave Tolen@21: “Getting the snow tires off your car. Oh, wait….you don’t have snow tires in Ohio, do you?”

    They do in southeastern Ohio, but there they burn them for warmth because the local coal smells worse.

  18. Wizardbear:

    Indeed that’s what I went out to get, but the local Staples didn’t have any. I got a new wireless adapter instead, but will be getting the USB/ethernet adapter presently.

  19. So guess what I’m doing with my morning?

    Taking pictures of the cat? It might at least make Chang (if perhaps not Chang) and the Committee happy.

  20. I’m going to guess that you’re probably not going to shoot vampire wombats from your upstairs window. Now Wheaton, He hunts dangerous mythical creatures Every weekend.
    /checks Wheaton’s blog
    // readjusts my own medication for the sake of humanity.
    ///tries to sneak off the comments section without being noticed.

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