Posted on April 1, 2011
Posted by John Scalzi
No, sir! She does not approve!
Read it to find out why.
“stroking his unfeasibly hairy pussy” is now horribly stuck in my head forever and ever. No foolin’.
Chang, well that was also compounded with:
“now where did I tape the bacon?”
The resulting images are indeed terrible.
Boy, that is indeed one hairy pussy.
I am sorry El Gato does not approve. Is Charlies Diaries that bad?
oops, Blaine didn’t say that, I did…feeling sheepish now…
Disapproving of the article, or just of the fact that Charlie got her name wrong? Dead giveaway. [since corrected]
O Great Scalzi, what an excellent picture of Her Most Glorious Shimmering Radiant Perfection, the Beauteous Ghlaghghee.
And for a change, you have created a correct caption. Magnificent She is indeed disapproving. How can She not be? Look at yourself in a mirror and ask yourself that very question. The answer is obvious.
The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club
1. We are testing you, so the correct answer is not supplied this time. Sorry.
The bacterial colony formerly known as Peter Watts declined to comment.
Dang, that’s COLD.
“…stroking his unfeasibly hairy pussy…”
Scalzi’s a shemale?! Who knew?
I will forever associate Scalzi with unfeasibly hairy pussies now.
…to be followed by John and Charlie’s collaborative new book, “Old Man’s Laundry.”
I’d hate to spoil it but all this does seem like an April Fool’s Day prank…
Jennifer @ #10: I slept in the same room as the guy once and even I couldn’t tell.
Nino Viento @13: No! Really?!?
NiñoViento @ 13: “April Fool’s Day” is a well-debunked HOAX perpetrated by the $NAMEstream MeDJa!, in order to dismiss out of hand 1/365 (not 365.25, who has ever seen this ‘quarter-length day’ which the SoCalled ‘earth scienceists’ who brought you the GLOBAL WARNING SCAN say we should be observing every year?!?) of Real Terrans’s’ Observations which do not fit their Pro Ishtaric ‘”Rationalist'” Agenda Narrative!!
A complete calendar of the strategies used to obfuscate BirthDeathTruth on each of the other 364 days is available at my Special website, which because of Secret Police Harassment I cannot give you the address of it heretoin, but which you can find by discreetly googling on the phrase “How to Give the Lord of Misrule All My Bank Data So He Can Secure It From Evil People Who Might Otherwise Misuse It, Dont Delay Act NOW!” and decoding the Clues with which this act will furnish you. On the level and round the square!
NiñoViento @ 13 again: Er, ahem, the second paragraph ought to be read with a generic pronoun ‘you’, directed at anybody who has not successfully edged away in time, as I have just noticed that the phrase
“…and decoding the Clues with which this act will furnish you. ”
reads otherwise as a gratuitously personal attack, which even my misruly alter ego was not intending. Apologies if so read!
I’m slightly disappointed to see that Teresa Hayden’s hamster link does not go
I thought Ghlaghghee looked more amused than disapproving (what with the whisker and ear positioning). Now I understand. *g*
I can haz Stross?
Welcome to April Fool’s day, the only universal Internet holiday! :-)
And you totally stole that line from Disapproving Rabbits.
Sorry, but Feline Disapproval lacks the sheer depths of horror that Lagomorphic Disapproval can convey.
Re: The unfeasibly hairy pussy. Is this your way of telling us that you’re Athena’s mother as well as her father?
TomG @ 18:
Look here for more hamster goodness.
I think Ghlaghghee is disapproving because another LOLcat got her picture in Charlie’s blog, rather than her.
You turned Stross into a mutated asteroid. What did you expect in return? Remind me not to cross him, ever…
Next you’ll be telling everyone you’re petting your squirrel.
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Athena Scalzi, contributor – AMS
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