Ghlaghghee Does Not Approve of Charles Stross’ Latest Press Release

No, sir! She does not approve!

Read it to find out why.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

26 replies on “Ghlaghghee Does Not Approve of Charles Stross’ Latest Press Release”

“stroking his unfeasibly hairy pussy” is now horribly stuck in my head forever and ever. No foolin’.

O Great Scalzi, what an excellent picture of Her Most Glorious Shimmering Radiant Perfection, the Beauteous Ghlaghghee.

And for a change, you have created a correct caption. Magnificent She is indeed disapproving. How can She not be? Look at yourself in a mirror and ask yourself that very question. The answer is obvious.[1]

The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

1. We are testing you, so the correct answer is not supplied this time. Sorry.

Jennifer @ #10: I slept in the same room as the guy once and even I couldn’t tell.

NiñoViento @ 13: “April Fool’s Day” is a well-debunked HOAX perpetrated by the $NAMEstream MeDJa!, in order to dismiss out of hand 1/365 (not 365.25, who has ever seen this ‘quarter-length day’ which the SoCalled ‘earth scienceists’ who brought you the GLOBAL WARNING SCAN say we should be observing every year?!?) of Real Terrans’s’ Observations which do not fit their Pro Ishtaric ‘”Rationalist'” Agenda Narrative!!

A complete calendar of the strategies used to obfuscate BirthDeathTruth on each of the other 364 days is available at my Special website, which because of Secret Police Harassment I cannot give you the address of it heretoin, but which you can find by discreetly googling on the phrase “How to Give the Lord of Misrule All My Bank Data So He Can Secure It From Evil People Who Might Otherwise Misuse It, Dont Delay Act NOW!” and decoding the Clues with which this act will furnish you. On the level and round the square!

NiñoViento @ 13 again: Er, ahem, the second paragraph ought to be read with a generic pronoun ‘you’, directed at anybody who has not successfully edged away in time, as I have just noticed that the phrase

“…and decoding the Clues with which this act will furnish you. ”

reads otherwise as a gratuitously personal attack, which even my misruly alter ego was not intending. Apologies if so read!

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