If you win, I will sign it! And personalize it! To you! Unless you want me to personalize to someone else. In which case I will personalize it! To them!
1. One entry per person. Duplicate entries will disqualify you.
2. In the event two or more people post at the same correct minute, whoever posts first wins. Because I said so.
3. In the case that someone doesn’t post at that exact moment, the first person to post after that exact minute will win. Again, because I said so.
4. If you post after 11:59pm Eastern time, you may not be paying attention to the details of this particular contest.
Update: 5. When you post your entry is the minute you choose — if you try to guess the time I’m thinking of in your comment, it won’t do you any good.
Got it? Go!