Posted on April 25, 2011 Posted by John Scalzi 14 Comments
Minnesota has been lovely but now
the police are closing in it’s just time to head back to home sweet home. I’ll catch up with you all probably in the evening. Try to continue to respire until then.
I’m only 43. I have 27 more years before I can respire.
Like, breathing out, and breathing in?
Better for the police to be closing in than the power hungry, intelligent life, creative thinking leader of the world hunting aliens to be after you. Have fun on your trip home.
Respire; it’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it. I will do my best.
I’m told that deodorant can prevent that.
Just turn it sideways and ram it down someone throat.
Thanks for visiting Minnesota, John. Enjoyed the panels and sharing your Coke Zero moment on Sunday. I’ll return to lurking now.
It was very nice having you in our little nexus of strange. (I’m the guy who was chatting with you while your daughter was card sharking larger, older mammals. I was bummed that I missed the creationism museum slideshow because I had to get pictures of my son dressed as Alexander The Great [duty calls]).
The brand Axe works especially well, and with no physical ramming-down-throat necessary.
I have been resired for a while. I highly recommend it.
Help Scalzi, I can’t breath. I think I need a cat picture or some bacon.
Caladan: My husband’s Siamese, Kato, used to steal bacon out of the frying pan as my MIL was cooking it. Picture that in your mind, and there you have both cat *and* bacon! What could be better?
Heh, you say “the cops are closing in” and all I can think about is Stainless Steel Rat.
I attended a lecture on Cellular Respiration today, does that count?
I did so much respiring Saturday that my back still hurts.