I Am Flying, With the Help of an Airplane

To be fair, the airplane is doing most of the work.

I bought inflight internet at extortionate rates, but then I get to write it off as a business expense because I’m on tour, so that downgrades the rate from extortionate to merely excessive. So, hi! How is your Saturday so far? Please tell me and don’t spare the detail, because I wish to get full value from this expensive wifi.

Off To Los Angeles

Barring the pique of the travel gods, in a few hours I will be on the west coast, having my first Double-Double in more than a year and then heading off to my event at 3pm. If you’re in southern California, I hope to see you there. I apologize in advance for my “animal style” breath.