21 Comments on “Not Dead, I SWEAR”

1. By “real world stuff”, you mean eating the brains of the living, don’t you? You can’t fool me, Zombie Scalzi!

2. Don’t you just hate when the real world interferes with the online world

3. You swear? …I find this is something people rarely lie about!

   But of course Josh could be right. I stand corrected!

4. You mean we’re not real…

5. Mm, hmm. Just the kind of thing Ghlaghghee would force Zeus to type to buy time. YOU CAN’T FOOL US, CAT. Hang on, Scalzi. Sending lawyers, guns and money, ASAP.

6. not dead?

   pics or didn’t happen.

7. Finally, someone steps up to fix the real world!

8. I wish the real world would just stop hasslin’ me…

9. Yes you are, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.

10. OUT OF OFFICE MESSAGE: YOUR POST WAS NOT NOTED. READER WILL RETURN IN (—) DAYS…

11. Is this because you’re only mostly dead? Have fun storming the castle real world!

12. He’s getting better.

13. It’s that pesky “having a life” thing isn’t it? Oh well, see you later then.

14. =hits the Zombie Alert alarm=

    Bloody necromancers can’t leave anything be these days… =grumbles=

15. whew, I had the knife positioned and everything…..

16. Not even dead at the time? On the moon? With, you know, Steve?

17. Why do we always square away the real world stuff? Just draw a circle around it and be done with it.
    –The Society for the Privileging of Circles (as they are perfect) over Squares (as they are boring).

18. Meh.. like I care if you post..

    yeah I know.. so not true.. *hang head*

19. Not Dead does not necessarily equal Alive.
    Schrodinger’s Scalzi.

20. Fool me once, shame on Zombie-Scalzi. Fool me twice…

21. Hmm, it been a long quiet spell from JS..Maybe he has run off to join a Ukulele band.