It Sucks to Be a Jedi
Yes, if you’re a Jedi, you get cool Force powers. But you know what? That hardly compensates for all the other things about the job that kinda suck. I give up six reasons why it sucks to be a Jedi over in my FilmCritic.com column today. There are probably more than six reasons, but these are the six that leapt immediately to mind. And yes, I’m poking at Star Wars fans a bit. But, come on, guys. Search your heart. You know it to be true. And anyway, you can leave your forceful (get it? Get it? Hah!) comments and messages over at the FilmCritic.com site.