How I Know There’s Something Just a Little Bit Wrong With Me, #7,212

This zombie? From The Walking Dead? Yeah, I think she’s a little bit hot. I mean, if one of the undead has to eat my brain? This one.

Don’t look at me like that. I said there was something a little bit wrong with me.

Why It’s Snowing

Look, people: When the stores kept putting up the Christmas decorations before Halloween, what did you think was going to happen?

(Picture from here.)