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As apparently no one will rest until I comment on this review, in which the writer opines that “A literary novelist writing a genre novel is like an intellectual dating a porn star,” and then things get sillier from there:
1. This is a fine example of the failure mode of clever;
2. Charlie Jane Anders swats this one out of the park over at io9, so I don’t have to say much else about it.