Today’s Ass-Covering Statement
Posted on January 23, 2012 Posted by John Scalzi 10 Comments
I am soooooooo far behind on e-mail at the moment. I swear I’m going to catch up on most of it this afternoon. If you had e-mailed me in the last couple of weeks and were hoping for a response and do not get one by noon tomorrow, please feel free to resend. Thanks.
So glad you decided to cover it John, your naked ass was beginning to be disturbing.
“beginning to be disturbing” ????
Ass-covering? On the same day you post a picture of yourself holding an 8-pack of Fruit-of-the-Loom briefs? *snicker*
Resend (soft S), or resent (hard S)?
It’s a 5-pack.
Is John channeling Dennis Franz?
Regarding my email, please disregard. I found someone else to help me launder that overseas $20,000,000, You missed your chance.
Only five pairs? THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.
Scalzi, have you seen this?:
That belongs on the Canonical Bacon Page, Jennifer.