15 Comments on “Internet is Down at the Scalzi Compound”

1. We will all miss you, John!

2. OMG!! The were-badgers are uprising! First the interne

3. … Hey, I have an idea for your Reader request week. I think you could call it : “The joys of posting updates from your phone”.

4. You do have your emergency survival supplies well stocked, I hope?

5. 21st century science fiction writers are so blasé. “The idea of posting entries from the phone does not excite me”, indeed.

6. That’s what Starbucks is for.

7. Irish Gremlins, no doubt…

   gigi

8. I suspect several people around here should be placed on suicide watch :-/

9. When you get back: The Bloggess linked to this; hearteningly reminiscent of Athena’s “Skullcrusher Mountain” illustration, though the spelling needs work.

10. You know, it’s not such a bad day to be off-grid, particularly if you’re already well-supplied with the necessary libations. Just kick back, relax, and yell “Scalzi go bragh!” at passing motorists.

    Advisory note: painting a cat green is contraindicated.

11. And we’re all Down with the Internet, as well.

12. ….but not the Electric Fence of Compassionate “go thither.”

13. You call your place a compound? Is it more Kennedy or Koresh? Meaning, does it have a problem with the rampant sexual abuse of women? Wait, that works for both Kennedy and Koresh.

14. Take your daughter outside tonight… been a lovely sky show. Venus and Jupiter were shining brightly earlier, and Mars is putting on its best the last few nights… for its savior John Carter I presume.

15. It’s just temporary. When the dentist drilled into his head on Friday, it damages the tuning of his jawbone internet transceiver; it takes about 36-48 hours to retune.