Dear Home: Tomorrow! I Am There!

Remember me? The guy that lives in you? Sometimes? When he’s not on tour? Well, tomorrow I get to see you again! Whoo-hoo!

And, uh, then on Monday I have to go back on tour.

Don’t look at me like that, home! You know there’s no place like you!

12 Comments on “Dear Home: Tomorrow! I Am There!”

  1. [Deleted for being unrelated to the thread, and also boringly obnoxious — JS]

  2. And don’t you be looking at me like that. You didn’t tell me there was going to be a terrace, John.

  3. I know zippity do-da about publicity tours but why did they have you in Ohio then out out in CA before dragging you back to Ohio for a weekend R&R? Wouldn’t it have made more sense to do one coast then part of flyover land ending in Ohio with time off for good behavior? You could have finished the rest of us flyover denizens then the missing coast & home.

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