15 Comments on “Not Dead”

1. Good. I hate funerals.

2. We figured you were busy. Besides, if you were dead I’m sure your Wikipedia entry would have been updated with the news of it by now.

3. If your loose change is missing you may have to rethink your conclusion

4. Darn. I was hoping so so I could raise you again as a ghoul.

   Everyone needs their own Ghoul Scalzi.

5. Since Mr. Scalzi is not a medical doctor, can we really accept his judgement on this question?

6. *Quietly places a “I ATE’NT DEAD” sign on the blog.*

   Very good. That’s that, then.

7. Pining for the fjords^W^WOhio.

8. He didn’t say he wasn’t UNDEAD.

   I always knew the zombie apocalypse would start at SDCC.

9. It just so happens that John is only mostly dead.

10. I’m very glad you’re not dead, John. And not only because then you’d never finish The Human Division.

11. Good to know! Funny, I never have to put up a quick “not dead” post on my blog…oh.

12. Just read God Engine. Are you going to do more stories set in this universe like you did with Old mans war?

13. I hope your feet didn’t fall off! Thank you for signing my books, I’m very glad to have met you today. Now I’m off to read Redshirts if my legs don’t fall off* on the way to the bedroom.

    *It’s just a flesh wound.

14. As long as you’re sure.

15. One less thing to worry about today.