Husband of the Bride of Frankenscalzi!

It’s alive! ALIIIIIIIIIIVE! AH HAHA HA HA HAH HA HA HAH HA HA!

34 Comments on “Husband of the Bride of Frankenscalzi!”

  1. Excellent breath control to get that kind of sustain on the maniacal laughter.

  2. I parsed it as a small ostrich with its head buried (as is tradition) in John’s skull. Hence the agitated expression.

  3. It’s sweet to see that the Frankenscalzi’s get there hair done together.

    BTW, I want to pronounce the name as “Frankenschalzi”.

  4. @ Scorpius
    I find myself wondering if the carpet matches the drapes.

    @ Maggilla
    Don’t let HotBoF’s re-branding of himself fool ya. Dr. Frankenscalzi made him first, so the Bride was definitely Monster 2.0. The Husband’s just riding her coat entrails.

  5. John, whats that on your right palm? looks like its a bit hairy there buddy! Didn’t your mother warn you about that? Muahahaha!

  6. Was “I’m so gonna run away to join a hair metal tribute band” the intended effect? If so, well played sir. Very well played.

  7. Mike: I think that would be an insult to Pompadours.

    Stoicjim: A striped Beaver? My god, what will SCIENCE invent next! This is an exciting age, I tell you. Ex-citing.

  8. @Tyler Tork:
    Actually I think it’s two skunks, mating.

    There, I’ve corrected it for you. Oh, and BTW, I’m fairly certain that this is the final sign that precedes the arrival of the APOCASCALZI!!!111!!!

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