Posted on October 31, 2012
Posted by John Scalzi
And thus completes the Frankenscalzi trifecta. Happy Halloween, everybody.
So, are you going to use these for your Christmas cards?
No. Not nearly enough blood spatter for Christmas cards.
What, no Rabbit of the Daughter of the Bride of Frankenscalzi?
Wait, I thought Athena was going as a Redshirt. I’m so confuzzled.
Doc, this is clearly her reanimated corpse.
Doc: She did. She died. Now she’s Undead.
And, dude, the Daughter of the Bride of Frankenscalzi is by far the most sinister looking of the three. Scary!
(She’s really rockin’ that ‘do, dude.)
Yep, definitely a skunk.
[Deleted because it’s definitely not on topic. Dude, e-mail works fine for stuff like this — JS]
Profound apologies for the off-topicality. Would have loved to e-mail, couldn’t find any way to do so. Very slow today.
Also Dudette. Dudess. Dudarina. Something like that.
A zombie Redshirt would be pretty awesome.
“Dude” has been a gender-neutral term for decades. Addressing a group as “you guys” doesn’t preclude the inclusion of women.
I think a FrankenRedshirt is a very logical development. What else are ya gonna do with all the corpses while you’re out on your 5 year mission with advanced science?
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Athena Scalzi, contributor – AMS
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