My Dear Friends: You Will Not Be Able to Unsee the Unspeakable Terror That is the Jim C Hines/John Scalzi Cover Pose-Off
All I can say to you of it is:
Are you prepared? Are you?
Then follow this link and see me and Jim attempt this pose:
BUT I WARN YOU: Whatever you think it will be? It is so much more than that.
I have done all I can to gird you. It is now in your hands. And eyeballs. And brains.
Edit, 10:53 am: There’s a poll over there in which you can vote for who does this cover best. I’m not saying you have to vote for me, but if you do, I’m giving five cents a vote to the Aicardi Syndrome Foundation, the organization Jim is fundraising for, up to $500. Yes, I am totally buying your vote! Don’t worry, it’s allowed. Bwa ha ha hah ha!