Categories Uncategorized You Wish You Could Sample My Daughter’s Christmas Cookies Post author By John Scalzi Post date December 20, 2012 25 Comments on You Wish You Could Sample My Daughter’s Christmas Cookies Why? Because they are delicious, that’s why. Trust me, I had a couple. Strictly for quality control purposes, mind you. Share: By John Scalzi I enjoy pie. View Archive → ← How’s Your Christmas Spirit This Year? → The Existential Exasperation of Being John Boehner 25 replies on “You Wish You Could Sample My Daughter’s Christmas Cookies” Look delicious. Mean to make us jealous. Love the men cookies. They do look good. I see the gingerbread (or maybe sugar cookie?) Men are wearing red shirts. Looks familiar! Those redshirts look awfully happy… they must be new here. Those redshirts aren’t going to be smiling for long. Heads and limbs will get bitten off. When my boss was out of town for seven days her husband ate ALL of her christmas baking. That amounted to 80 tarts and a couple dozen cookies in seven days. My god what beautiful feat. She was mad. I like the Christmas shurikens. Redshirt cookies? Aw, she made redshirts and asterisks. We have a tradition where we make Christmas cookies, and oh gosh. Quality control sampling takes out half the batch. ;D They’re also beautiful! (I’m a good cook, but I don’t bake. I admire talented baking.) Quality control is a continuous process. Sorry, no. Gluten intolerant, here, so this season is pretty much hell. However, I’ve developed several tasty recipes, so maybe your daughter could envy my xmas cookies. They are quite delicious. I like the one redshirt who has fallen. Fighting intergalactic evil and/or holiday munchies: The Avengers Christmas Cookies https://twitter.com/armydocdavid/status/281844509766213632/photo/1/large I think you should get her this for next year’s batch…. http://bit.ly/eFpuYy Happy Christmas, John. Thank you for making the world a brighter place. I tried to make a gingerbread tree, but several of the cookies cracked when I tried to attach them, and my tree looks like a botched bonsai now :P I am envious of the Scalzi redshirts. The problem with using you doing quality control, is that they contain the special ingredient that makes all who eat them love Athena completely forever. No way to tell if that’s working on you. Redshirts cookies… are the other ones BrainPals? Nah… just looks like really tasty Christmas butter cookies with really good icing. Nothing better than a daughter baking some “Christmas” for dad! (If you ever have a chance, try some biscochitos. They are a Hispanic Christmas cookie found mainly in the Southwest… my wife makes them and they are wonderful.) Yes. Yes I do. If only to see if they’re as tasty as they look! ::whimpers:: And me on a low-carb diet…. Yellow Snowmen and green snowflakes? I hope they’re tasty! ;) They’re gingerbread men! And the snowflakes were blue. Indoor lighting, no flash. Well, if you really mean it, I’ll send my address… mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… does she do sugar free versions? If so, my address is: DigitalAtheist@GimmeDaCookies.NOW! Comments are closed.