Here Lies a Sleeping Dog

I think I’m just gonna let her do that. 

Why yes, that’s all I have for the moment. My brain is pretty much in a low gear today. It happens.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

22 replies on “Here Lies a Sleeping Dog”

Mine demands constant attention. A middle sized dog (45 lb or so) her bark is much bigger than what passes for her bite. More of gnaw really, not very brave but a good friend.

Aww, that’s the most unflattering shot you’ve ever done – of anything. She’s likely too good a dog to ‘disappear’ a shoe of yours as payback, which is the difference between dogs and people.

I never understood B. Kliban’s cartoon on how to tell a cat from a meatloaf until I got my CMY. Very pretty girl, if you like the Holstein esthetic, but she is ROUND. Not unlike Daisy in the picture (though somewhat smaller at 25ish pounds). When she’s not being a loafcat she resembles a cow that has been tipped. Just as well the ears and tail are sufficient to identify species.

I’ve woken sleeping dogs many times: Pit Bull, Rottie-Heinz-57 mix, etc. Not a problem. Now, waking an eight-year-old girl to get ready for school? I can’t recommend that to anyone not wearing armor.

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