Daily Archives: March 24, 2013

In Which I Invent the Word “Phlegmnation.”

The definition of which is: The act of cursing someone to be afflicted with phlegm; or, to be afflicted with phlegm, with or without moral judgment cast. Use in sample sentences: “I cast you into eternal phlegmnation! May Kimberly-Clark have mercy on your soul.” “I suffer phlegmnation. You may wish to dunk yourself in hand […]

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Spring, Evidently Unsprung

I thought that we were largely over the whole snow thing for the season, but apparently I was wrong. This is what it the outside world looks like at the moment and apparently we’re supposed to get up to nine inches of this stuff by this time tomorrow. I am not pleased about this. On […]

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