Brace Yourselves, Internet, For the Unremitting Onslaught of SEXY

Oh, yes. My “just woke up” hairdo brings all the girls to the yard. And yes, of course, I am seriously considering this for my next author photo. Because, obviously, why wouldn’t I.

My Thursday will be spent in SFWA board meetings, followed by my appearance tonight at Books, Inc., in Mountain View, Ca at 7pm. If you are in the vicinity of Mountain View, come on by. I promise what little remains of my hair will be under control at that point.


By John Scalzi

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51 replies on “Brace Yourselves, Internet, For the Unremitting Onslaught of SEXY”

I, too, have the droopy eye and it seems it gets worse every year. Sigh, getting old sucks. Of course, it’s better than the alternative.

Is one of those meetings the one in which you turn over the codes for the VOLCANO-POWERED LASER and the keys to the holding pen of the HYPER-INTELLIGENT WERE-BADGERS to your successor?

Or are you going to keep one or the other of those as, heh, leverage?

You seem to be channeling Hunter S. Thompson. If you use the picture as your author’s photo you need to sneak in the word, gonzo, somewhere in your bio.

So I take it you do your shave and shower in the morning? I particularly like how your hair looks as if you’ve been rubbing a Tesla coil. All I can say is that I’ve never been more thankful for blue-sepia monochrome. I’m almost afraid to toss it in GIMP as see what it looks like colorized…yeah, no, I don’t need that burned into my brain. Have you considered dying your beard? I’m thinking a nice gold-tint.

My God, it’s an unholy hybrid between Jim Hines and Patrick Rothfuss.

hmmm….next year’s answer to the Cover Pose competition?

“Ruth on May 16, 2013 at 11:36 am

That’s a neat trick – a completely different expression on each side of your fac
If like me, whichever better eye gets to do all of the work.

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