#GentlerHorrorFilms
Posted on October 11, 2013 Posted by John Scalzi 28 Comments
It was a hashtag that was trending on Twitter this evening. Here are my contributions to it.
The Amityville Inconvenience #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Exercyclist #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
Rosemary's Baby Bjorn #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Rocky Horror Picture Showroom #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Incredible Shrinking Manwich #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
They Live (And They Do Live Well) #GentlerHorrorFilms #WithExtraAddedStonehenge
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Thing From Another Worldview #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
I Walked With a Zombie 5K Fun Run #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
Hellbraiser #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Sixth Sense and Sensibility #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Blair Witch Project Runway #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
Videodromedary #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Cabinet of Dr Pepper #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
Village of the Damned Speed Traps #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
House of Wax On, Wax Off #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
Eraserheadcheese #GentlerHorrorFilms #AlsoPossiblyGrosser
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
Phantom of the Opera Browser #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The 4G Dead Zone #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Last House on the Left, No, Your OTHER Left #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
I Know What You Did Last Summer and You Don't Get School Credit For That #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Fly For a White Guy #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
Paranormal Activity Book #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
The Weebles Under the Stairs #GentlerHorrorFilms
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
Cujo Jo Dancer, Your Life Is Calling #GentlerHorrorFilms #DropsMic #GoodnightYouveBeenGreat #TipYourWaitstaff #TryTheVeal
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2013
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When will Sixth Sense and Sensibility be published?
I had so much fun with this on the twitters tonight!
Just realized that, instead of the version I went for, I should have gone with Night of the Gamma Lepus.
The Shinning Mona Lisa Smile
The Standard
A Daydream on Elm Street
The Bling
9 Months Later
Mildly Annoyed Dead
Poltergas
Frankenstein’s Wedding Planner
The Mommy
Shaun of the Hung Over
Is amused by, and promptly retweets, The Exercyclist .
Heckboy
This is probably the funniest post (totally subjective, for many reasons) that I’ve read here in some time. Nicely done, sir, and I thank you.
The Decent
“The Exercyclist ” – that sure scares the life outta me!
“I Spit on Your Gravy” :-)
Tuesday the 14th
Jennifer’s Body Double
Ice(s)cream
Mama Mia
Devil’s Toebones
I went a different direction:
“Thursday the 12th”
Reading these a day late and found myself laughing even more when I read today’s ‘Bizzaro’ cartoon. Great job Scalzi.
John, were you familiar with the REAL village of the damned speed traps, New Rome, a 1-mile or so stretch of road on West Broad Street in Columbus? It was finally put out of business several years ago by public outrage.
… and the ever popular, #Frankenbeans
“Phantom of the Opera browser”… that one struck home…
(Posted from Opera on debian testing/unstable “jessie”)
I love it! I wanted to contribute but nothing came to mind. It’s fun to see these tweets. Cheers.
“The Fall of the House of Beiber”
“The Tell-Tale Heartlight (Let It Shine Where ver You Go)”
No One Dies
King Kitten
Illegal Alien vs. Predation Researcher
Snakes on a Plain
@scalzi Attack of the Bacon-covered kittens
The Birds… begin their yearly migration (David Attenborough voice)
Eight-Legged Friendly Arachnids that eat mosquitoes and stuff
Good Vibrations (Tremors?)
The Excel Excorcist
28 Kittens Later
Care-Bear-ie
Interview With a Night Owl
PAWS, involving a Great White Kitten escaped in your pantry
Night of the Living Dead-Lines
Dawn Dishwashing Liquid of the Dead
(although that first one is sounding scarier now that I think about it …)
The Texas Chainsaw Refurbishing
The Silence of the Prams
Invasion of the Body Borrowers
Henry : Portrait of a Cereal Eater
Heckraiser
Cannibal Unpleasantness
An American Werewolf in London Zoo.
The Texas French Tickler Massacre
Sixth Sense and Sensibility
“I see unmarried women. Walking around like regular women.”
“How often do you see them?”
“All the time…”
“The Shiny”
“Normal Activity”
The Night of the Lying Dead
If this were widened from horror, I’d have a treasure trove.
Videodromedary #GentlerHorrorFilms – Shown only on Wednesdays?