Saturday Is For Deep and Meaningful Contemplation Of One’s Toes

Because, like, toes, man.

I’m gonna be busy with this one all day.

See you tomorrow.

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

23 replies on “Saturday Is For Deep and Meaningful Contemplation Of One’s Toes”

This little piggy went to market, and studied Mathematical Economics until making a huge profit in that market.

This little piggy stayed home, and set up video surveillance, robots, and drones to protect the domicile,

This little piggy had roast beef,and insisted that this was not technically cannibalism,

This little piggy had none, because the government was partly shut down, and so was furloughed.

This little piggy went …

Wee, wee, wee,
all the way home!

… and got a million twitter followers after that was a huge hit on iTunes.

Personally, five minutes ago, I was contemplating someone else’s toes. The someone in question was driving a well-aged white Mercedes station wagon, and in my rear-view mirror I could see the toes of her bare left foot propped up on top of the dashboard.

I found this mildly disconcerting to contemplate.

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