Holy Crap, We’ve Got Dragons

Where I live is currently under a Severe Thunderstorm Warning; directly north of me they’ve got a Tornado Watch going on.

But the NOAA has said nothing about dragons.

I sense a conspiracy. 

40 Comments on “Holy Crap, We’ve Got Dragons”

  1. First: that cloud formation wins the internets for the day.
    Second: LOLed for real.

  2. Oh! and Third: Duck and cover. #thatisall

  3. longeyesamurai – I have transferred here from Vox (where I was known as Caprandom and La Canneberge Masquée) when it went all Atlantis on us. My unofficial title at work is Corporate Troubleshooter at BigMediaCo cable tv outfit, trying to stay one step ahead of my mouth ... Aside from being probably the world expert on divination through Magic: the Gathering cards, here's a (partial) list of my varied interests: 2 Frères, Alan Moore, Alicia Keys, anime, archaeology, Ariana Grande, art, Bachman Turner Overdrive, baseball, beaches, Bebe Rexha, Bernie Krause, Beyoncé, biking, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, biology, Bob Marley, books, Britney Spears, Bruno Mars, Bryan Adams, Buffy, cars, cats, Celine Dion, cheese, Chicago, Coeur de Pirate, Coldplay, computer, computers, concerts, cthulhu, Dan Gibson, David Bowie, David Usher, Dire Straits, Disturbed, Don Henley, Douglas Quin, dpchallenge, dragons, Drake, Duran Duran, Eagles, economics, Eddie Money, Ed Sheeran, Electric Light Orchestra, Ellie Goulding, Elton John, Eminem, Enrique Iglesias, Eric Lapointe, fantasy, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Flo Rida, Foo Fighters, food, football, Foreigner, Frank Sinatra, Halsey, Heart, history, hockey, Huey Lewis and the News, ice cream, illustration, Ima, Imagine Dragons, intelligence, Japan, Jean-Jacques Goldman, Jerome Couture, Johnny Depp, Joseph Edgar, Journey, jrock, Judas Priest, Katy Perry, Keith Urban, King Melrose, Kiss, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, landscapes, learning, Led Zeppelin, Les Soeurs Boulay, Life, Linkin Park, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Madonna, Magic!, Mariah Carey, Marie-Mai, Maroon 5, Mary J Blige, Matchbox Twenty, Meghan Trainor, Mika, Mother Goose Club, movies, music, Natasha St-Pier, nature, Neil Gaiman, Nirvana, No Doubt, Norah Jones, Oasis, One Direction, Pat Benatar, Patricia Kaas, people, Phil Collins, photography, Pierre Lapointe, Pink, Pink Floyd, poetry, pop, Prince, Queen, Radiohead, reading, remodelling, Richard Anthony, Rod Stewart, roleplaying, Roxette, Rush, Sam Smith, Sara Bareilles, Sarah McLachlan, Selena Gomez, Serge Gainsbourg, Shaggy, Shakira, Shawn Mendes, Sheryl Crow, Shinedown, Sia, Simple Plan, sleep, sleeping, Slipknot, soccer, Steely Dan, Steve Winwood, Sting, Stray Cats, Styx, sushi, theater, The Chainsmokers, The Cure, The Rolling Stones, The Weeknd, Tori Amos, travel, travelling, Tricot Machine, TV, U2, Usher, video, Vulgaires Machins, words, writing, Yann Perreau, Zayn

    Hi, for one, welcome our new Cloud Dragon overlords!

  4. Wow, just checked the news. It says that at least three people have been killed in the Midwest States due to the severe weather.

    Keep safe!

    (I’m getting the northern edge of the storm here– high winds, severe thunderstorm warnings, etc).

  5. rabbiadar – San Leandro, CA – Rabbi Ruth Adar is a teaching rabbi in San Leandro, CA. She has many hats: rabbi, granny, and ham radio operator K6RAV. She blogs at http://coffeeshoprabbi.com/ and teaches at Hamaqom | The Place in Berkeley, CA.

    Keep your head down, Scalzi. Now that you’ve posted this they know you’re onto them.

  6. We had enough with the damned tornado warnings……I spent the entire day from noon until 7:30PM at our Emergency Management Agency running SKYWARN nets on amateur radio.

  7. I’m so glad you appreciate it: I had it made just for you. ;)

  8. Well we had dragons here today. Many friends are now homeless. My family was a lucky one. We still have a roof over our head.

  9. Sorry John, but it looks like you’ve pissed off the Targaryens. We will avenge thee.

  10. uh…my first comment on this blog that i have been reading for three yrs was in reference to your last post. sitting here in my home in the northeren panhandle of WV at 1130 pm…..i can tell you that your dragons have arrived sir…..with a vengence. sky….wind….out of tolkien i fear……

  11. Dragons technically fall under the jurisdiction of the Fish & Wildlife Service, so I don’t think you can really complain about NOAA on this one.

  12. Two hypotheses:

    (1) That’s one of the dragons that NOAA sends out to breathe on thermometers in support of their “global warming” nonsense. At last, photographic proof!

    (2) The fog bears have radioed for reinforcements. We are all doomed.

  13. dgkaye – Canada – D.G. Kaye is a nonfiction/memoir writer, writing from her life experiences and self-medicating with a daily dose of humor. Live Laugh Love and Don't Forget to Breathe!

    I live in Toronto and we got a bad storm last night, courtesy of the leftovers from the mid west US. I may recognize those dragons!

  14. @Bruce C: Well, if it’s swimming or flying, I think that would fit the Oceanic or Atmospheric parts of NOAA.

    (I should also note that NOAA incorporates what used to be the Bureau of Fisheries…though I dunno if reptiles would count.)

  15. Keep it up and the government will try a way to tax you for seeing that dragon. Not supposed to see dragons they don’t want you seeing them!!

  16. Mr. Scazi, you’ve really done it now. First, you’ve kept me reading your website for at least four hours due to witty and humorous content. I suspect the FDA will be in contact with you later today. Perhaps your site emits a schedule II aerosolized drug, which exposure to over time might kill a person. At least death by Dragon would likely be quick and not leave much if any evidence. Secondly, you have frightened the h*’ll out of my kitten, who was quite enjoying looking at the belly of the tree frog who planted him?self on the other side of the kitchen window, enjoying tonight’s local outdoor flying insects. He saw the Dragon in the photo, and ran to (he hopes) safety under the bed in the next room. I swear I heard him screech the phrase “major buzzkill” as he fled.the room. Poor guy is gonna have nightmares every time he catnaps for days!

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