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What Happens To Your Kid’s Brain When She Has Too Many Snow Days

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It’s all true. It will happen to your kid too.

By John Scalzi

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21 replies on “What Happens To Your Kid’s Brain When She Has Too Many Snow Days”

Call me crazy, but I’d bet dollars to donuts that Athena knew exactly the right answers to all of these questions, but that those answers would not be the comedy gold that she gave instead. LMAO. Literally. My ass, it’s on the floor.

Meanwhile the Shovelians are using anti-entropic time travel to install Worthing B. “Toast” Burner in placed of Abe Lincoln so the North loses the Civil War, dividing America and leaving Earth’s petroleum deposits defenseless against our new Entrenching overlords who need gasoline to set themselves on fire to travel back in time in the first place. Little do the Spades realize setting their plan in motion has already begun unraveling the very fabric of spacetime and arithmetic itself! Sadly, only those of Earth’s children freed from the academic rigors of high school had the imagination to foresee our doom, but none believed them until it was too late!

Waaah! I want my kids to come home from college and give me grief and snicker at me! I’ll even feed them and do their laundry! It’s the snarckiness I miss the most..

Call me crazy, but I’d bet dollars to donuts that Athena knew exactly the right answers to all of these questions, but that those answers would not be the comedy gold that she gave instead. LMAO. Literally. My ass, it’s on the floor.

I knew that she was just screwing around when she answered his question about what one should do when one finds oneself on fire.

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