Was informed I have ruined science fiction by being all social justice warrior-y. Responded by say BWA HA HA YES I DID SUCK ON IT LOSERS.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014
AND I AM ABOUT TO RUIN TELEVISION TOO. AND VIDEO GAMES. THERE WILL BE NOTHING BUT RUIN IN MY WAKE BWA HA HA HA HAH HA
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014
Oh, and then I muted them, so their subsequent pathetic mewlings would go unseen by me. CRY IN THE DARKNESS, LITTLE MANLINGS.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014
@scalzi AND YOU WILL KNOW THEM BY THE TRAIL OF MRAS
— Cassandra, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) September 21, 2014
THE VERIFIED MIRACLE OF SCALZI: Despite having sold no books ever, I have STILL managed to ruin science fiction. I MUST BE A WIZARD.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014
SO MANY MANLY MAN WRITERS HAVE SOLD MORE BOOKS THAN I AND YET I HAVE STILL CRUSHED THEM UNDER MY BOOT HEEL WHICH IS COVERED IN GLITTER
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014
BEHOLD ONE OF THE GLITTER BOOTS WITH WHICH I HAVE STOMPED THE MANLY MAN WRITERS DESPITE NOT SELLING ANY BOOKS EVER pic.twitter.com/nOWiGWprIR
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014
Seriously though I would totally fucking wear those glitter combat books. MAYBE THE NEXT TIME I RUIN THE HUGOS BY BEING NOMINATED FOR ONE
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014
I bought a book by @scalzi and instead of words it was full of glitter.
10/10 would recommend.
— BirdTypeGlitch (@BirdTypeGlitch) September 21, 2014
@scalzi Your scepter, milord. pic.twitter.com/j2ZTgyDXtc
— Ferri (@FJonP) September 21, 2014
@scalzi [P] I bought a book by @scalzi; my penis inverted and I got a job as a doormat outside of a Curves. Looking forward to the sequel.
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) September 21, 2014
I bought a book by @scalzi; every man within five feet of me now spontaneously menstruates
— Charlotte A. Cavatica (@cavaticat) September 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/513816625486000128
If I read a @scalzi book during winter, snow turns to glitter.
— Chris Turkel (@zizban) September 21, 2014
I read a @scalzi book, and now I find myself acting as if women and minorities are people! O.o
— Joel Short (@StoryWonker) September 21, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/513818641637605378
In short, if you're a dudebro who thinks I've ruined science fiction, I am DELIGHTED to have ruined it for you. RUN BEFORE MY GLITTER, BOYS
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014
P.S.: Need tips on how to clean up glitter. This shit is EVERYWHERE, man.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 21, 2014