PROLOGUE
And thus did the number of women calling themselves "feminist" rocket. RT @DawnHFoster: LADIES. MAKE YOUR CHOICES. pic.twitter.com/512S3JAYeE
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014
ACT I
GUY: I WILL NOT DATE YOU IF YOU ARE A FEMINIST
Woman: Great! Thank you.
GUY: YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REACT THAT WAY
Woman: Oh, but I AM.— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014
ACT II
GUY: OH HEY THERE BABY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE COMPA-
Woman: I'm a feminist.
GUY: NOOOO THE BURNING MAKE IT STOP (flees)
(Woman smiles)— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014
ACT III
GUY: HEY THERE BAB-
Woman: Feminist.
GUY: LIKE A REAL FEMINIST OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF ME
Women: Why not both?— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014
ACT IV
GUY: HI THER-
Women: Feminist.
GUY: THIS WHOLE BAR CAN'T BE FULL OF FEMINISTS
(Every women in bar nods)
GUY: HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014
ACT V
GUY: I STRUCK OUT AT THE BAR BUT I HAVE THIS LOTION AND MY HAND
Guy's Hand: Feminist.
GUY: OH COME ON
Lotion: Me too.
GUY: NOOOOOOOO— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 25, 2014
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