Having never done it before, I was curious what I would look like with just a mustache. The answer:
Strangely like John Goodman!
And of course I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make a genuinely terrible picture of myself, so please to enjoy this, which I call “The Worst Police Booking Photo, Ever”:
Aaaaand now I’m gonna shave this mustache off.
Me (to Krissy, on the phone): Do you want me to wait until you get home to shave it off?
Krissy: No. Shave it off now. And when you’re done, post another picture so I know it’s gone.
There, that’s better.