So, yeah. This was a bunch of fun.
AND NOW THIS VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE THAT WILL SHAKE TWITTER — NAY THE WORLD — TO ITS VERY CORE: I have ordered pizza. TO THE BUNKERS PEOPLE
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2014
One pizza has cheese and olive. The other has ham and pineapple. YES PINEAPPLE I AM FROM CALIFORNIA AND UNAFRAID OF YOUR PROVINCIAL DISGUST
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2014
I see I have created #PineapplePizzaGate. EAT THE CONTROVERSY
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/521415050154610688
@scalzi We just want some transparency in our pizza making practices. Also, keep your agendas out of my pizza. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Revolutionary Baltic Fleets (@RobertWGuthrie) October 12, 2014
@scalzi no, no, it's all about JOURNALISM. Pizza is just a smokescreen
— Emma (@marsacademy) October 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/521415495061221376
@scalzi brb, creating 1,000 sock puppet accounts to ask Dominoes not to advertise with you anymore #PineapplePizzaGate
— Will Gallego (@wcgallego) October 12, 2014
@marsacademy I HERAD @scalzi SLEPT WITH A PIZZA TO GET BETTER CHESEE OR SOEMTHING
— Ed Henighan (@TheProject_Ed) October 12, 2014
Looking forward to the anguished cries from Reddit about how I am mocking the sanctity of GamerGate with pizza. #PineapplePizzaGate
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2014
@scalzi What about the crust? WHY CAN'T YOU BE HONEST ABOUT THE CRUST????
— Erik V. Olson (@erikvolson) October 12, 2014
@ImprobableJoe @scalzi @JodySchaeffer THIS ISNT ABOUT PINEAPPLE IT WAS NEVER ABOUT PINEAPPLES! #PineapplePizzaGate
— wake me when it's over, touch my face (@Doubting_Tom) October 12, 2014
@scalzi SJW's always trying to force their pineapple on us. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Orve (@Orvillius) October 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/521417223747813376
.@erikvolson @scalzi Well known PineapplePizza apologist and sock-puppet mouthpiece John Scalzi, at it again.
DO NOT ENGAGE
— Adam (@elfurberino) October 12, 2014
.@scalzi just wants his followers to think he's eating pizza. It's all a cover up for HOW HE'S ACTUALLY EATING SALAD. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Queer Dalek (@Queer_Dalek) October 12, 2014
@scalzi #PineapplePizzaGate isn't about pineapples, it is about the ethics of the relationship between toppings and cheese
— Jason Peters (@bledderag) October 12, 2014
Please watch my 6 hours of video EVIDENCE that @scalzi has been ordering pineapple pizza for YEARS #PineapplePizzaGate
— V. Donnelly (@surrealVAD) October 12, 2014
@scalzi Isn't it true that you've employed family members to order pizza for you? #nepotism #pineapplepizzagate http://t.co/41XEZNdf0U
— Ciaran Conliffe (@shinyemptyhead) October 12, 2014
A long lost ex gives an exposé of how @scalzi cheated on her with a professional Carmen Miranda lookalike. #PineapplePizzaGate
— itchbay (@itchbay) October 12, 2014
@scalzi *gets my pizza delivery guy's home address and posts it online so that people can harass and threaten him* this is about ethics!!!
— Josh Crowley {FILE MISSING: Blue_Checkmark.png} (@jdcrowley) October 12, 2014
@scalzi #PineapplePizzaGate isn't about John Scalzi, it's about corruption. We never, ever mention John Scalzi. JOHNSCALZIJOHNSCALZIJOHNSCAL
— Hail Santa (@TGNProfessor) October 12, 2014
I'm not saying we should get #PineapplePizzaGate trending. I am saying if it does trend I can imagine lots GG sphincters clenching.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2014
What hard evidence is there that @scalzi doesn't want Ebola on our pizza? #PineapplePizzaGate
— Brendan Newton (@BrendanJNewton) October 12, 2014
@scalzi Please fund my kickstarter to allow me to research the truth behind #PineapplePizzaGate – hurry, it's getting cold!
— Honour McMillan 🇨🇦♔ (@HonourMcMillan) October 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/521419588081176578
@scalzi Some pizza-eaters like pizza without pineapples. WHY ARE YOU AFRAID TO TALK ABOUT THEM???? #PineapplePizzaGate
— Neal Quigley (@nea1ism) October 12, 2014
@scalzi come on man. We all know you pass some extra cash under the table for premium pineapple coverage. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Lament-the-climate-crisis 🦃 (@Liger) October 12, 2014
@scalzi Plz fund my new doc, The Scalzi Effect. It's an unbiased look at how celebrity influence affects the availability of pizza toppings.
— Drave the Moonrascal (@DoctorAvenue) October 12, 2014
@scalzi I only harass people who want to censor our pizza #NotYourShield #PineapplePizzaGate
— ann (@omically) October 12, 2014
Hearing that @scalzi uses gluten-free flour in his pizza. It doesn't even qualify as legitimate crust. #pineapplepizzagate
— Jennifer Kretchmer (@dreamwisp) October 12, 2014
@scalzi Can I make anguished cries for the inverse? That you're mocking the sanctity of pizza with GamerGate? #pineapplepizzagate
— Sam Reader (@TetsuoKaneda) October 12, 2014
@scalzi I don't know why you people keep insisting that #PineapplePIzzaGate is responsible for harassment, those are all false flag pizzas
— Revolutionary Baltic Fleets (@RobertWGuthrie) October 12, 2014
I heard @scalzi doxxed himself for attention because he knows our arguments have too much legitimacy to face head on. #pineapplepizzagate
— I made a meat dragon (@GhostofGoldblum) October 12, 2014
@scalzi probably travelled back in time and invented pizza just so he could stir up controversy in the first place #PineapplePizzaGate
— Wade Albert White (@wadealbertwhite) October 12, 2014
@scalzi 4chan kicked us out because John Scalzi was bribing them with Pizza. The very corruption we're trying to expose! #PineapplePizzaGate
— Alexander Woodworth (@AlexanderTWood) October 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/521421453883760640
@scalzi I tried to have pizza the other day and it tasted like ASHES because of what you've done. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Sontar Claus (@SontaranPR) October 12, 2014
I tried to spam a bunch of threads about @scalzi and #Pineapplepizzagate, but they got deleted. I'm clearly being censored.
— Nyn (@Lawilc01) October 12, 2014
@Scalzi I found this quote from you in an old Official PlayStation Magazine saying YOU DON'T EAT PIZZA. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Terry Estep 🏳️🌈 (@terry_estep) October 12, 2014
This one-sided image of #Pineapplepizza gate is purely the result of @scalzi's corrupt involvement. He probably WRITES the pizza ads!
— Phoebe Barton 🏳️⚧️ 🚀 (@aphoebebarton) October 12, 2014
I am **definitely** being silenced by @scalzi because he doesn't respond to my tweets about #PineapplePizzaGate !
— Rainbow Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire (@coyotedancer) October 12, 2014
More objectivity in pizza parlor reviews. I don't want TJWs — Topping Justice Warriors — ruining the pizza industry. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) October 12, 2014
@scalzi I WAS going to buy Old Man's War bc I've heard it's fantastic but PINEAPPLE? Really? You've lost a buyer, sir. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Trish (@iralell) October 12, 2014
@scalzi not ALL people from California desecrate their pizzas with fruit. It's hard when the truth comes out, eh? #pineapplepizzagate
— Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) October 12, 2014
AWWWWW YISSSSSS #PineapplePizzaGate pic.twitter.com/b9kGcTPCgL
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2014
@scalzi I saw you eating a margherita pizza once. CONTROVERSY. #PineapplePizzaGate, #NotYourCrust
— Cassandra, Irredeemable Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) October 12, 2014
@scalzi There are 2 sides here! Some of us just want to nuke all pineapples from orbit. Won't anyone listen?? #pineapplepizzagate #ethics
— Mo Ryan (@moryan) October 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/521424192504217600
@scalzi? I literally don't know who you're talking about (We need to take him down though. He's making pizza progressive)#PineapplePizzaGate
— Alexander Woodworth (@AlexanderTWood) October 12, 2014
@scalzi THIS IS NOT ABOUT PIZZA PARLORS, four of which coincidentally have sought restraining orders against me.
— TotallyExoneratedNoWrongdoingHat (@Popehat) October 12, 2014
I stand with @scalzi in pineapple being the superior pizza topping.
Pizzas without pineapple are exploited and this needs to stop.— Nika Harper (@NikaHarper) October 12, 2014
@scalzi Ok, maybe #PineapplePizzaGate began with harassment, but that was eleven minutes ago! AND I HEARD FEMINISM STARTED WITH ANCHOVIES!
— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) October 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/scalzi/status/521425008497664000
Actually, hot cheesy deliveries have been made to homes on both sides #PineapplePizzaGate @scalzi
— Nightmerica 🇺🇸 (@sprockethouse) October 12, 2014
@scalzi Open up your own pizza joint, make the pizzas you like, and quit complaining. #ProblemSolved #PineapplePizzagate
— Ms. "The mask covers your nose" Potts (@IronPep) October 12, 2014
@MiyakaLee @scalzi We all know when women make pizza it just doesn't take the same. #PineapplePizzaGate
— Shannon R (@Hokuboku) October 12, 2014
@scalzi I'm craving pineapple pizza now and kind of mad about it.
— Nika Harper (@NikaHarper) October 12, 2014
Aaaaaaand SCENE! Thank you everyone for your #PineapplePizzaGate tweets (you can keep doing them, but I'm done RTing… FOR NOW…)
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) October 12, 2014