The Zombie Kristine Blauser Scalzi Wishes to Give You a Festive Halloween Kiss
Posted on October 31, 2014 Posted by John Scalzi 16 Comments
Go on. It’ll be fine. I should note that she will want to kiss you directly on the brain. And she might chew through your skull to do it. But that’s okay! Look, she’s doing it to me right now and I have toj syabbgt that it asgbn’t effackebted meb at allygueruyreuiyrer;;;bieur’=-
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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And they say romance is undead…
I take it the zombie Kristine Blauser Scalzi is no longer a vegetarian, then?
That would be the zombie Athena Scalzi, actually. And she still is. She eats GRAIIIIIIIINS. And PLANTAIIIIIIIIIIINS.
There goes my good night’s sleep. Yeesh. :)
And then John was a zombie. The End.
Il nous faut de l’jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj, et encore de l’jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj, et toujours de l’jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj!
Is she a selfish zombie that eats all the soft organs and only leaves you parts like feet and hands or does she share?
I think at this point even I could write the next installment of the OMW saga: BRAIIIIIINS! BRAIIIIIINS! BRAIIIIIINS!
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So…zombies wear glasses? Who knew. :)
They’re sunglasses. Which almost make sense!
Hmm, starting with this entry the “next post” links are not appearing anymore…
You seem to have fixed the forward linking, or if fixed itself. Never mind.
Coming soon! ‘I Married A Zombie’ by John Scalzi.
D’oh – misunderstood your aside @ the Troy event! Mea culpnnnjjjjrggh.
I had no idea that your wife was a member of the North American Gary Busey Look-Alikes. Fame and Fortune await her, I’m sure.