The Zombie Kristine Blauser Scalzi Wishes to Give You a Festive Halloween Kiss

Go on. It’ll be fine. I should note that she will want to kiss you directly on the brain. And she might chew through your skull to do it. But that’s okay! Look, she’s doing it to me right now and I have toj syabbgt that it asgbn’t effackebted meb at allygueruyreuiyrer;;;bieur’=-

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16 thoughts on “The Zombie Kristine Blauser Scalzi Wishes to Give You a Festive Halloween Kiss

  1. Il nous faut de l’jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj, et encore de l’jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj, et toujours de l’jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj!

  2. I had no idea that your wife was a member of the North American Gary Busey Look-Alikes. Fame and Fortune await her, I’m sure.

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