From last night.
— Athena Scalzi ⭐️ (@AScalzi98) November 3, 2014
— Athena Scalzi ⭐️ (@AScalzi98) November 3, 2014
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) November 3, 2014
@scalzi #teamimtoobusywiththeinternettogotosleep
— Athena Scalzi ⭐️ (@AScalzi98) November 3, 2014
@AScalzi98 #teamicouldalwaysdisablethewifi
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) November 3, 2014
@scalzi #teamihaveaniphonewithLTE
— Athena Scalzi ⭐️ (@AScalzi98) November 3, 2014
@AScalzi98 #teamicouldhideyourphonecharger
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) November 3, 2014
@scalzi #teamiwouldntdothatifiwereyou
— Athena Scalzi ⭐️ (@AScalzi98) November 3, 2014
@AScalzi98 #teamareyouthreateningmelittlemissy
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) November 3, 2014
— Athena Scalzi ⭐️ (@AScalzi98) November 3, 2014
@AScalzi98 #teamshesthedaughterwealwayswantedtheonewhogoestobedwhenshestold
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) November 3, 2014
(for those of you seeing this tag run off the screen, it says: #teamshesthedaughterwealwayswantedtheonewhogoestobedwhenshestold)
@scalzi TOO FAR DUDE
— Athena Scalzi ⭐️ (@AScalzi98) November 3, 2014
@AScalzi98 YOU MADE ME WITH YOUR RECALCITRANCE
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) November 3, 2014
@scalzi I just wanted to tweet about orange juice 😪
— Athena Scalzi ⭐️ (@AScalzi98) November 3, 2014
We’re like this in real life, too. Minus the hashtags.