The Big Idea: Ferrett Steinmetz


In his novel Flex, author Ferrett Steinmetz comes up with a rather ingeniuous way of controlling the ultimate cosmic power that magic-wielders could have against the rest of the world — and suggests why maybe magic isn’t always what’s it’s cracked up to be.


We all have obsessions. I have a friend who’s played through Dragon Age eighteen times so she can hear every one of the 80,000 potential lines of dialogue. I have a friend who scrutinizes the Internet code that determines where text is placed in your browser, in the hopes of discovering that the webkit-transform property actually rotates an image 7.3 degrees, not 7.0 as promised.

What if those obsessions started to wear holes in the universe?

What if, merely by pouring so much attention into some random hobby, the laws of physics would soften to fit your outlook on life?

And what if the universe hated you for bending its rules?

Personally, I’ve always hated those stories where magicians a) had no limitations on their power, and b) weren’t ruling the world. If magic came with zero drawbacks, then wizards would clobber the paranormally-illiterate with magic missiles in less time than it takes to say Neanderthals went extinct.

So when I wrote Flex, I wanted a really good reason why magicians hadn’t kicked Obama off the White House and installed themselves as the Eternal Emperor-Kings of Washington.

The key was obsession. I liked the idea that every ‘mancer would have their own set of powers keyed to whatever snared their attention – illustromancers, videogamemancers, origamimancers, deathmetalmancers – but that tight focus would be as much a hindrance as a help. By the time that Crazy Cat Lady has crossed the event horizon to become a felimancer, her priorities had warped. Does a crazy cat lady want to rule the land with an iron fist? No! She wants a house with infinite corridors so her kitties can roam safely under her benevolent cat-centered pocket empire.

Yet when my sister-in-law almost died, what I needed was a bureaucromancer.

See, I fantasized about having a magical power over paperwork when I was fighting the insurance companies to get life-saving surgery for my sister-in-law. She had a rare disease (at the time, her malady didn’t even have a Wikipedia entry). The insurance company kept returning our paperwork because we filled out the wrong form, even though that was the form they’d sent us. They claimed her treatment was experimental (and hence uncovered), when in fact so few cases of this disease had surfaced that every treatment counted as experimental. They refused claims for ridiculously trivial reasons, hoping my sister-in-law would quietly kick the bucket before they’d have to shell out $200,000 for her kidney surgery.

You can get wrapped around the axle, seeing that kind of injustice. My sister-in-law’s okay now… but even the slightest discussion of medical paperwork can send me into a frothing tirade.

So when I envisioned a magic system based on obsession, the first thing that came to mind was the living hell of a compassionate man working at a cut-rate insurance company like the kind that almost killed my sister-in-law.

That man would hate his employer. Except instead of quitting, and letting the insurance company win, a truly compulsive man would sabotage the system from within. He’d spend years mastering the insurance company’s paperwork, staying at the office after dark, filling out the right forms for customers so the insurance company would have to pay for their surgeries.

And so I created Paul Tsabo, employed him at crappy ol’ Samaritan Mutual, and drove him magically insane.

To Paul, paperwork is power. Fill out the right requests for information, and governments will fall. Now Paul can send SWAT teams crashing through your door by magically dropping warrants onto the right people’s desks.

He is righteous. He is pure.

He is hopelessly, hopelessly naïve.

Now, I don’t plot my books extensively; I just find a person I like well enough that I’d be willing to follow them through four hundred pages’ worth of book. Paul was the kind of stand-up dude I personally would root for.

But sadly, the grand tradition of fiction is this: choose your hero. Yank him out of his comfort zone, plop him into a new battleground where all of his strengths no longer matter, where in fact all those grand ideals may be liabilities. Make sure he’s going to have to either grow new talents to survive, or die horribly as he clings to the wreckage.

I needed to make Paul’s life a nightmare. And having watched my sister-in-law’s health dwindle, I can tell you that there’s no greater hell than watching someone you love hurt and being unable to help.

So when Paul’s daughter gets burned in a terrorist incident, he doesn’t have the skills to magically summon up the money he needs to get her the reconstructive surgery. Because, he’s new to this whole “bureaucromancy” schtick, a complete novice at his powers – and as mentioned, the universe hates ‘mancy. Do enough magic, and the universe rains horrific coincidences down upon your head, sabotaging you with bad luck until the scales are balanced out.

(We’re not even going to talk about the Bad Thing Paul accidentally did to his kid the first time he tried to save her.)

He’d do anything to save his kid, of course. So what profession, I asked, was a paperwork-loving, government-adoring bureaucromancer least suited for?

Brewing magical drugs, of course.

And who’s the only person who can help him to master his magical backlash so he can get his daughter the treatment she needs?

That’s right; the videogame-playing, magical terrorist who burned his daughter. Who happens to need some help brewing magical drugs.

Ladies and gentlemen, explosions are about to begin. Big magical battles. The quiet implosion of ideals meeting a raw and ruined reality on the ground. Obsessions compromised.

Let’s hope the kid doesn’t get hurt.


Flex: Amazon|Barnes & Noble|Indiebound|Powell’s

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23 Comments on “The Big Idea: Ferrett Steinmetz”

  1. “If magic came with zero drawbacks, then wizards would clobber the paranormally-illiterate with magic missiles in less time than it takes to say Neanderthals went extinct.”
    Haha! What an excellent way of putting it.
    And is it just me or is everyone talking about this problem all of a sudden? There was a Writing Excuses podcast a few weeks ago about the “Magical 1%”

  2. Sounds great, pity there is no Kindle version, though possibly that’s because I’m coming from Australia

  3. I’m a clinical social worker who’s employed by an insurance company. Some days, my life feels like that scene from The Incredibles (watch the movie, you’ll know which one I mean).

    I. need. To. Read. This. Book.

  4. Interestingly enough, even though it is meant to be out according to the publishers site, the ebook is nowhere to be seen…

  5. Happy release day, Ferrett! Flex has an awesome high concept. Pre-ordered this last year and voila!, this morning it arrives on my Kindle. So looking forward to reading this.

  6. I had this on pre-order on my Kindle, Martin, and it popped up when I turned on the wifi today. So I think it’s just not out in e-book in Australia.

  7. “Bob: [whispering] Listen closely. I’d like to help you but I can’t. I’d like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on… Norma Wilcox, W-I-L-C-O-X… on the third floor, but I can’t.

    [Mrs. Hogenson scribbles details of Bob’s loophole on a small notepad]

    Bob: I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I’d like to help, but there’s nothing I can do.”

    This is a magic version of Mr. Incredible meets Breaking Bad. I approve.

  8. I’ve read this, and the bit over at MRK’s and suchlike, and will read it when I get through our latest batch of healthcare paperwork.

    Your sister-in-law is lucky to have you. Glad you fought.

  9. “What if, merely by pouring so much attention into some random hobby, the laws of physics would soften to fit your outlook on life?”
    Well, quantum physics seems to prove that the observer affects the experiment – so why not?

  10. Cat,

    yes, this is very common, available in the USA, but not in Australia, and then publishers complain about piracy, if authors and publishers refuse to sell books to particular markets, then its not surprising that people work ways to get the book anyway. Not that I do this, but it just means I don’t buy books like this

  11. “Now Paul can send SWAT teams crashing through your door by magically dropping warrants onto the right people’s desks.”

    This … doesn’t require magic, sadly. Gamergater filth do it quite often.

    Also, in this scenario, doesn’t autism become a superpower? I know one guy who’d have Frozen-related magic, and another guy who’d be a Game of Thronesaturge.

  12. @Martin & @Michael: Did you try Angry Robot’s site (bonus: DRM-free)? Granted, I’m not in Australia, and I don’t recall whether they asked me where I was (USA) from when I bought it from them (UK), but it’s worth a shot, if you haven’t. If you did and it didn’t let you buy – sorry for the unhelpfulness of this suggestion.

    (Ignore that it says it “will be published on March 5th”…just click “add to basket” and see.)

  13. P.S. I’m so looking forward to reading this, Ferrett. :-) Congrats on the release, and interesting Big Idea piece! (Thanks to John for hosting it!)

  14. I just wanted to chime in and say that I just finished Flex and, like most Big Idea books that catch my fancy, I was not disappointed. Well done, Mr. Steinmetz, and thank you for a very enjoyable read! And thanks, as always, to Mr. Scalzi for allowing authors a forum for introducing their work to his blog’s audience.

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