Husband and Wife
Posted on March 10, 2015 Posted by John Scalzi 26 Comments
Both pictures taken yesterday.
Yup. That’s us.
Whatever
FURIOUSLY REASONABLE
WHATEVER
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should have put a halo above her head. :)
One of you definitely got the better end of the deal.
The lack of halo in the first picture is the tip-off it’s been Photoshopped.
Holy cow! Get off my shoulders you too.
That’s a wee bit disturbing…
I had never noticed the horns before. I should perhaps pay more attention to my surroundings.
Can’t be a real picture, the tongue isn’t forked.
ha
Beauty and the Beast, 2015 style…
Let me just say that kale, simmered on the back of the stove for several hours with a smoked ham hock, is amazing. Not demonic at all.
Um, she’s so lucky. Or something.
But if the 1st photo revealed the halo for one and all to see, there’d just be comments about the whole thing being fake because: “Look, she’s totally holding the halo by its edges! If the photo was real she wouldn’t be holding it that way because she wouldn’t know that’s the way you’re supposed to hold your halo!”
logic = nearly always circular when found on the internet
She looks so serene, for being married to a screaming maniac…
Ok, I missed something somewhere.
I knew there was another side to you, John. Damn.
I’m thinking you’ll revert upon completion of TEoAT
You know what would be a cool thing to do? Take one of those photos of yourself and Photoshop it to look weird.
Having seen the second face in person, I can assure you that the redness is slightly exaggerated.
Anne: I don’t know; I think it’s just a trick of the light that makes you think so. (And that shirt is definitely blue and black!)
I dunno, I think you’re both kind of cute/cool/badass.
@Anne: Just a thought, I’ve seen scientific studies suggesting color pallet perception is somewhat subjective. One person’s demonic apparition is another person’s JoCo Cruise tan :-P
Photoshop can be a tool for evil…
Well, now Joe Hill has the cover art for Horns 2.
If you decide to take up home brewing at some point, yours could be cropped and used as the label for a red ale.
You let John Scalvi out of his box for the first picture!
So. tell me again, what did she do so wrong that she got the world’s favorite curmudgeon as husband?
You sold your soul for a CAMERA!?