Day: March 21, 2015

I have retired to the bedroom, LADIES. And GENTLEMEN. And THOSE OF A CERTAIN GENDER FLUIDITY. You are ALL welcome in my LAIR.
(porn music)

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) March 21, 2015

My lair has MULLED WINE. And UNGUENTS. And a DELIGHTFUL ASSORTMENT OF CONSENSUAL GAMES. Like Connect Four! WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) March 21, 2015

What? You're asking what's underneath this robe? Why, it's ANOTHER ROBE. And ANOTHER. IT'S ROBES ALL THE WAY DOWN, PEOPLE

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) March 21, 2015

And after we're done in the lair, we'll relax in the hot tubs. Yes, PLURAL. I've four. Filled with water, root beer, mayonnaise and SRIRACHA

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) March 21, 2015

What? What does the WIFE think of all this? Let me read this NOTE she left: "For fuck's sake, don't put sriracha in the hot tub again." Uh.

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) March 21, 2015

I want you all to know that I said "Facebook in the streets, Twitter in the sheets" in an interview today. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS EITHER

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) March 21, 2015

Good night, Twitter. Thanks for visiting my lair. There's some juice in the fridge. Just let yourself out.

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) March 21, 2015