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And Now, the First Line of My Next Writing Project

It is:

“Let’s just get this out of the way,” I said. “One of you idiots is likely to die.”

And that’s all you get until it is done.

By John Scalzi

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64 replies on “And Now, the First Line of My Next Writing Project”

That’s exactly what my college creative writing professor said to us right after he said it was a safe bet none of us would ever be published authors.

A side comment that sometimes the RSS feed for your site (or perhaps the reader I use, Feedly?) will sometimes grab the Big Idea cover picture to go with a post that otherwise has no image. It’s occasionally quite confusing!

I once woke up with an opening line running through my mind: “Get your head down, lad. We’re about to open fire.”

I followed it and goty an idea for a two-volume, fat-spine fantasy series. I even wrote a first chapter so I could pitch it to a publisher who was interested in me, but in the end I got a nope. So I pitched something else and got a three-book deal.

But every now and then, I remember that line and I think, “I really ought to do something with that idea.”

I LOVE when books start out with cocky, obviously quite intelligent people who are mean to stupid people.
(I do. I’m a horrible person.)

John, for some reason I hear that line in my inner Shell Scott voice.
For those of you who don’t know Shell… well now. :-O There ain’t many detectives who swing into crime scenes on a wrecking ball, get chased naked through a casino by a jealous, scimitar wielding boyfriend, land a hot air balloon naked, or disguise themselves as a prop on a movie set.

Love it how that line establishes character, tone, and setting: This must play out in a world where immortality has been achieved and is commonly available, or else both idiots would certainly die. Eventually.

So: Are you doing a sequel to In Time?

“Wait, shouldn’t it be One of you idiots are likely to die?”

BANG

Thud

Join us next week for another episode of the grammar vigilante…

I gave that speech every year. The reaction was always the same: blank stares, looks of vague concern, and a few bordering on tears. Then, inevitably, one of them burst into audible, choking sobs. The rest soon followed.
It’s a tough thing to hear, but comforting lies (even of omission) do no favors. Playtime was over. These poor souls were in kindergarten now.

I love this line and it must stay: if not in this novel, than in another.

This leads us to another fun game I’m surprised nobody’s tried yet: WHICH BOOK IS THIS FOR? A world we know, or a world we do not? (Sure sounds like the CDF….)

Sounds like something Jane Sagan-Perry might say.

But I’d really just like a short story where Zoe and Gretchen meet up after several years. Maybe Hickory and Dickory get in Gretchen’s way as she rushes to hug Zoe, and she says, “…

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