Thing One is coming to end you. Better watch out.
And before you ask: I cracked a tooth and had to get it repaired (everything’s all right), and I had to sit down with my accountant and figure out what to do with my taxes this year because ZOMG TAXES THIS YEAR (everything’s all right there, too, if a little breathtaking).
So: I’m fine. We’re fine. Here’s a kitten. Enjoy.