Announcement: The Kittens Have Official Names
Thing One and Thing Two are now officially:
Sugar (Thing One) and Spice (Thing Two).
Please update your files appropriately.
For those of you about to say “but I like calling them Thing One and Thing Two!” look, I have no control what you do inside your head. Keep calling them that if you like. They will not mind.
Likewise, as a duo, feel free to call them S&S, The Things, or whatever you like. We here at the Scalzi Compound have taken to calling them The Scamperbeasts, or more completely, The Vicious Scamperbeasts of Ohio, or if you wish to be precise, you may use their Linnean classification Scamperbestia ohioensis.
Thank you for your attention. That will be all.