I Didn’t Get My Act Together to Update Earlier Today, So By Way of Compensation Here Are the Scamperbeasts Playing With a Coke Zero Box

I trust this is sufficient. Thank you and see you tomorrow.

38 Comments on “I Didn’t Get My Act Together to Update Earlier Today, So By Way of Compensation Here Are the Scamperbeasts Playing With a Coke Zero Box”

  1. I am beginning to think the kittens are a cunning plan to reduce the amount of posts you need to write. Adorable nonetheless.

  2. You have satisfied my need for cute kittens playing in a Coke Zero box. Carry on.

  3. Sugar’s stripes seem to vary in intensity depending on the lighting – here they look kinda pale, but in other photos they’re very distinct.

  4. Ohio has just been bombed with live cuteness. Perpetrator and local crank, John Scalzi, asserted that “as God is my witness, I thought kittens could fly.” No comment from Coke Zero on any rumors that the two parties are associated in dubious publicity schemes. More on this developing story in the 11:00 report.

  5. Is that Sugar, no wait, Spice in your Coke Zero? Either way doesn’t that defeat the purpose of Coke Zero? Ohhh, I think the purpose of that drink & box is to give us cute pictures of Sugar & Spice. Thanks, now I can go to sleep with warm thoughts of cuteness. What is another word for cuteness…brain too tired to think…zzzzzzzz

  6. Ooh, zee carbonated beverage units the hew-monz consume in mass quantities! We must investigate all zee possibilities!

    Ooh, Yaass, but zere are no al-yoo-min-i-um cans of fizzy beverage. No fizz for our fur! It is a twavesty!

    — Why weren’t they looking into pumpkin pies? You know, namesake and all that?

  7. Crumpled up balls of foil … rings from milk containers … the odd ping-pong ball … feathers from a hookless fishing lure, on a string, from the end of a stick.
    Expensive cat toys … mewf …

  8. You’re getting lazy. Cute kittens don’t cut the mustard when sitting on a train wanting something intelligent to read. Entertain me damn it!
    BTW, how much is Coke sponsoring you for given the GRATUITOUS free advertising you’re giving them… Cute kittens, coke zero…hmmmm…..

  9. If you posted a video of the one in the box going nuts when you scratch the outside of the box I think you’d be all set for the weekend at least.

  10. Ah, but what’s the kittens’ cut of the sponsorship dough, huh? And did they work it so they get more than Scalzi? I mean, it could be hard to say no to that level of cuteness. So, 1/3 for each kitten, 1/3 for Scalzi? What? No sponsor moola? Aw, too bad. Well, we’ll just have to settle for cute kitten foo, then.

  11. cb – On an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy – Blogger, satirist, historian, natural philosopher, wearer of the cat beard

    Scamperbeasts – I love it

    You should find a way to repurpose this in one of you upcoming books.

  12. timeliebe – Central NY – Dreaded Spouse-Creature to bestselling fantasy author Tamora Pierce (SONG OF THE LIONESS, THE CIRCLE OPENS, BEKA COOPER: A TORTALL LEGEND series), a co-author of TORTALL: A SPY'S GUIDE, Co-author with Tamora Pierce of Marvel's WHITE TIGER: A HERO'S OBSESSION for Marvel Comics. Contributing Editor for VIDEO Magazine during the 1990s, Columnist for C/Net 1999 - 2002.

    Tamora Pierce says, “You know, those kittens are going to GROW into those paws…!”

  13. Ha ha! Phase One of Scalzi’s master plan for Cuteness Domination of the World is revealed: Have the Scamperbeasts challenge Maru the Cat for squeezing into box cuteness.

    Alternately, I am still puzzling out how Spice managed to fit into the Coke Zero box. Is the kitten a lot smaller IRL or verrry flexible?

  14. You really need to stop drinking the coke. It rots your teeth, all that acid. You should drink Monster Energy drinks. Much better for you.

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