Twitter Is For Cats, feat. Chuck Wendig and Steven Spohn
Posted on August 2, 2016 Posted by John Scalzi 31 Comments
For @stevenspohn, who requested a kitten pic earlier today. pic.twitter.com/E3cf41Ve3y
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 3, 2016
For @scalzi, who cheered me up with kittens. Here's my white-fuzz-demon. pic.twitter.com/qY7FDaJMXW
— Steven Spohn (@stevenspohn) August 3, 2016
here is my cat pic.twitter.com/871ttnyPmM
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 3, 2016
Chuck, we've talked about this. That is a capybara. @stevenspohn
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 3, 2016
no THIS is a capybara and she is an American space hero. pic.twitter.com/lCIXuXvMbn
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 3, 2016
CHEEZUS CHUCK THAT'S A RACCOON @stevenspohn
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 3, 2016
READ A BOOK AND GO TO SCHOOL THIS IS A RACCOON pic.twitter.com/B2tM7NBqw4
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 3, 2016
HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL AN INDONESIAN SUN BEAR WHEN YOU SEE ONE CHUCK @stevenspohn
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 3, 2016
I swear to all that is holy THIS is a sunbear you sonofa pic.twitter.com/UX8B0oN63p
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 3, 2016
Chuck, I don't know what you got your "education" but that is clearly a TREE FROG. @stevenspohn
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 3, 2016
OH YEAH WELL YOU'RE A TREE FROG
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 3, 2016
Well, yes. AND I AM PROUD OF MY TREE FROG HERITAGE, CHUCK. @stevenspohn
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) August 3, 2016
WELL GOOD now can we get back to celebrating cats
look at this cat
so talented pic.twitter.com/5zH7nRV16L
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) August 3, 2016
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Addendum:
https://twitter.com/stevenspohn/status/760663090136358912
https://twitter.com/ChuckWendig/status/760663172017754112
We have achieved Peak Internet. Nothing that comes after will ever be as great.
Ok, so I totally thought this was going off the rails when it hit the TREE FROG part, but that chipmunk at the end totally saved it.
Is THIS what’s holding up the books?
A great end to a crappy day… thanks for sharing your deep knowledge of furry critters.
I just hope Pat Rothfuss kisses all of said plants.
Esteemed authors and doctorate level biologists combined. Rare has such talent emerged on this poor planet of ours!
Oh where is Peter Watts when you need him?
Hahaa! You guys almost make Twitter bearable.
Almost.
That didn’t go where I’d expected. Then I realised I was confusing Chuck Wendig with Chuck Tingle.
This picture
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co5qyKWXYAA5NAC.jpg:small
is actually a Grass Mud Horse. Ask the Chinese.
It’s kind of scary to realize that finding and using these photos on the Internet is only a few clicks and a search engine away. Especially that one with the guy wearing an echidna on his head.
This kitten showed up on our porch one night, we have taken him in and are looking for his owner. If this is is your cat, please call.
http://www.bizarbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/aye-aye1.jpg
I’m sorry, I thought that last one driving was Benedict Cumberbatch.
You people are hilarious. Whatever it is you all are drinking, I want some.
Also, mmug, that is clearly Simon Pegg.
Oh deer, all those catty remarks in the blog post. ;)
I learn a lot about the writing process from your twitter :)
Namely, there is a lot of not writing in the writing process…I guess the time goofing off lets the ideas percolate more freely.
John, that first image is clearly a North American Jump Bear. Learn your taxonomy!
you guys are silly. :-)
Thanks for the giggles, guys — it helped ease a tense day.
The only thing I see Twitter being good for is Trump self-destructing. no bad thing in itself, but still, a cautionary tale.
Is this where the cladinistas have led us? Is it?
I’m a cat person but I love the hover-wolf
This just in: Rumors of the Water Mammal Ambassador driving while intoxicated are otterly unsubstantiated, a clear submersion of the facts, stated the Embassy Spokes-Critter.
“Don’t drive angry.” or
“Toonces, the cat who could drive a car”
I’m pretty sure our friends upcountry have a whole paddock full of those tree frogs. They’re bad tempered and spit, too; maybe poison.
I haven’t been entertained this much by Twitter since the last time Sam Sykes and Myke Cole did one of their impromptu Abbott-and-Costello-esque routines.
Men in their forties, just havin’ fun …
Thank you, I needed that.
I didn’t see if it was Benedict Cumberbatch or Simon Pegg. I’m in favor of Benedict Cumberbatch.
If you’re having trouble figuring out what is and is not a cat, may I direct you to: http://worstcats.tumblr.com/tagged/cats
People that enjoyed the above would probably also enjoy We Rate Dogs
https://twitter.com/dog_rates