I Was Going To Post a Roundup of All the Nonsense of Trump’s First Week as President, But Then I Decided You’d Probably Like These Pet Pictures Better
First off, here’s Zeus, winking saucily. Oh, Zeus! You Lothario!
And here’s Daisy, appearing to be having a bit of an existential crisis, with luggage. She’s not really having an existential crisis, by the way. She just has Resting Existential Crisis Face.
There, I think this was a much better choice! For each of us and for the nation!