Chuck, I Am Your Father: Another Bit of Twitter Nonsense Featuring Me and Chuck Wendig
Posted on February 28, 2017 Posted by John Scalzi 10 Comments
Previously (featuring baby seal burritos).
Also Chuck’s new book Thunderbird is out, maybe go buy it or something, whatever, I’m not your dad.
No, you’re Chuck Wendig’s dad, and that’s all that matters. :)
Baby seal burritos?! You’ve gone too far, I’m calling PETA.
Baby Seal Burritos?
Well, it beats flossing.
*picks fur out of teeth*
Thousands of years from now alien archaeologists will commit mass suicide when they translate this. And they will be yummy.
Wow, eating baby seals and drinking Febreeze can really bring people together. I’m going to try this next time we fight during a family dinner.
This. Is. So. Sick.
And it’s why I love you guys! Thanks for the laugh!
The continuing stoooory of a quack who’s gone to the dogs.
Thunderbird is the perfect wine to pair with Baby Seal Burritos.
Whew, pretty dark there, guys. I’m humor impaired lately, I guess, but painting over someone’s masterpiece feels truly horrible.
I don’t know John, something went wrong in the gene pool. I’ve seen pics of Chuck, and you’re so better looking than him. How is that possible?