Win This ARC of “Don’t Live For Your Obituary”
Posted on July 21, 2017 Posted by John Scalzi 597 Comments
Here’s Sugar curling up with a good book, in this case the ARC of Don’t Live For Your Obituary, my upcoming collection of essays about writing and the writing life, which comes out in December from Subterranean Press. And you can win it! Here’s how:
Tell me in the comments which Beatles song I am thinking of right now.
That’s it!
The person who correctly guesses which Beatles song I am thinking of wins. In the case where more than one person correctly guesses, I will number the correct guesses in order of appearance and then use a random number generator to select the winner among them.
“Beatles song” in this case means a song recorded by the Beatles, and includes both original songs by the band, and the cover songs they recorded. Solo work does not count. Here’s a list of songs recorded by the Beatles, if you need it. The song I’m thinking of is on it.
Guess only one song. Posts with more than one guess will have only the first song considered. Posts not related to guessing a song will be deleted. Also, only one post per person — additional posts will be deleted.
This contest is open to everyone everywhere in the world, and runs until the comments here automatically shut off (which will be around 3:50pm Eastern time, Sunday, July 23rd). When you post a comment, leave a legit email address in the “email” field so I can contact you. I’ll also announce the winner here on Monday, July 24. I’ll mail the ARC to you, signed (and personalized, if so requested).
Kitten not included.
Also remember you can pre-order the hardcover edition of Obit from Subterranean Press. This is a signed, limited edition — there are only 1,000 being made — and they’ve already had a healthy number of pre-orders. So don’t wait if you want one.
Now: Guess which Beatles song I am thinking of! And good luck!
Reminder:
1 guess, 1 post per person. Additional guesses will be ignored, additional posts will be deleted. Off topic comments will be deleted.
Also, it will help if you spell accurately.
Also, also: Email in the email field when you fill out your comment NOT in the actual comment field (unless you’re cool with everyone everywhere knowing your email address).
Eleanor Rigby
Bésame Mucho
“Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey”
Yesterday
Paperback writer
A Day in the Life
“A Day in the Life”
Norwegian Wood
Taxman
“While My Guitar Gently Weeps”
While my guitar gently weeps
A day in the life
When my guitar gently weeps.
Leave My Kitten Alone
Revolution
Lovely Rita, Meter Maid.
Revolution
It’s getting better all the time
“Yellow Submarine”
A Day in the Life
Helter Skelter
Getting Better
A Day in the Life
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Revolution
Back in the USSR!
A Day in the Life
Revolution. (and I want a cat.) (that’s not a Beatles song, I just want a cat.)
All You Need Is Love
“When I’m 64”
Maggie Mae
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
michelle xx.
everybody’s got something to hide except me and my monkey
Helter skelter
Yellow Submarine
Tomorrow never knows
Paperback Writer
Blackbird
Hello, Goodbye
Lucy in the sky with diamonds.
Rocky Raccoon
I am the walrus.
Mean Mr Mustard
For the benefit of mr. Kite
I’m going to guess Eleanor Rigby, but Paperback Writer would also fit.
Revolver!
Penny Lane
Ticket to Ride
Dear Prudence.
Clarabella
And Your Bird Can Sing
Yellow Submarine
Lady Madonna ~ my favorite :)
A Day in the Life
Here, There, and Everywhere – because for some reason it just attacked me as an earworm.
The Long and Winding Road
A Hard Day’s Night
“Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”
Back in the USSR
Can’t Buy Me Love
Here Comes the Sun
Rocky Racoon.
Oh-Bla-Di
I’ve Just Seen a Face
Can’t buy me love
Hey Jude.
Yellow Submarine
The End
I know. I won but my email is false, so someone else will get the goods.
Eleanor Rigby
Yesterday!
Well, I mean, there’s the obvious, but I’m going with “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road?” :)
Eleanor Rigby
maxwell’s silver hammer
Because
When I’m 64.
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
Revolution 9.
I’ll Follow the Sun
“Day Tripper”
And I hope you sign it too.
Hey Jude
Fixing a Hole
Back in the U.S.S.R.
A day in the life.
I’m so tired
Paperback Writer
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Hard Day’s Night
Across the universe
Ballad of John & Yoko
Birthday
P.S. How much for just the cat?
Tomorrow Never Knows
“Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey”
Hey Jude
Strawberry Fields Forever
Christmas Time (Is Here Again)
Nowhere Man
Norwegian Wood
Why Don’t We Do It In The Road
She loves you
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Let It Be
I Me Mine
Dear Prudence
Here Comes the Sun
Rocky Raccoon
Paperback Writer
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
She came in through the bathroom window
All you need is love
Carry That Weight
She Loves You
Strawberry Fields Forever
I Feel Fine
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Julia
We all live in a yellow submarine
She’s leaving home.
Act Naturally
Paperback Writer
In My Life
I’m looking through you
Octopus’s Garden
Fixing a Hole
Hey Jude
Good Night
When I get home
We can work it out
It’s All too Much
Princess Leia’s Stolen Death Star Plans
Help!
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Across The Universe..of course! Thanks for all the great novels and short stories and for keeping me broke!
I can’t see my original, so this may be a duplicate, but with the same answer:
I’m looking through you.
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Octopus’s Garden
Hey Jude
I Saw Her Standing There
Hey Bulldog
I’m Only Sleeping
Help
Yesterday
Fixing a Hole
Hey Jude
A Day in the Life
Across the Universe
With a Little Help From My Friends
I’m a Loser – I feel like making one of your fans write that would be something you’d do.
Back in the USSR
Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Hello, Goodbye
A Hard Day’s Night
Roll Over Beethoven
Fool on the Hill
I Will
Not very likely but it is one of my favorites for *reasons*.
Johnny B. good
Hey Jude
Yellow Submarine
Octopus’s Garden
Rocky Racoon
Please Please Me!
Lend Me Your Comb
With a little help from my friends
Hippy Hippy Shake
Yesterday
Michelle
(Toddcassel@hotmail.com)
Penny Lane
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!
Since the book name is “Obituary” the song has to be “Come Together” since it’s a song about a funeral.
Hey Jude
A Day In The Life
I Am The Walrus.
Rocky Raccoon
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Words of Love
Something
If I Fell.
Michelle
Something. As in, “Something in the way she moves.” Not me being a smart ass.
“When I’m Sixty-Four”
Tip to other guessers: search for a unique word in your guess to see if someone else has already guessed it.
Taxman
“I’ll Cry Instead” is the most recent one I’ve heard, making it the first one to pop to mind.
Ask me why
Number Nine
Come Together
A Day In The Life
Back in the U.S.S.R.
I Want to Hold Your Hand
Strawberry Fields
Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds. Presuming I won’t win, I am looking forward to the official release!
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
“Watching Rainbows”, methinks
Ask me Why 1963
Her Majesty
Hey Jude
Let it be (me)
If I Fell.
Hey Jude
Good Day Sunshine
“Three Cool Cats”. Only one pictured.
Paperback Writer
I got a feeling… a feeling deep inside, oh yeah…
I’m Looking Through You
Blackbird
All Together Now
Piggies
Across the universe
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
And I Love Her
Baby, You’re a Rich Man
All my loving
Love Me Do
Dear Prudence
Help!
She’s leaving home
blackbird
“A Day in the Life” – I read the news today, oh my, about a lucky man who made the grade. . .
Norwegian Wood
Nowhere Man
“That’ll Be the Day”
The Fool on the Hill
Blackbird
Drive My Car
Help!
Drive My Car
“I’m Happy Just to Dance with You” (because of how you met your wife ^_^)
Revolution #9
Eleanor Rigby
Leave My Kitten Alone
Help!
“I Want to Hold Your Hand”
The Word.
Help!
Yellow Submarine
Happiness is a warm gun
I Feel Fine
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Paperback Writer
Hey Jude
To Know Her Is To Love Her
Golden Slumbers
Dear Prudence
I want to hold your hand
Beautiful Dreamer
Blackbird
A Hard Day’s Night
Norwegian Wood
Mother Nature’s Son
I Am The Walrus
In My Life
Figuring 30 other people guessed this…
Love, Love Me Do
Oh! Darling!
Yellow Submarine
Blackbird
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Fool on the Hill
Let It Be
‘Til There Was You
She’s Leaving Home
Eleanor Rigby
Yesterday
Eleanor Rigby
I’m going with “yesterday”. Mostly because it’s my favorite.
Here comes the sun.
Long and Winding Road.
Rain
Well, I’m hoping it’s “All You Need Is Love”, because, man, don’t we all just need a little love?
From Me to You
Eleanor Rigby
Eleanor Rigby
Love Me Do
Till There Was You
A Day In The Life
Paperback writer.
All together now
Lovely Rita
I am the walrus
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
“Paperback Writer” seems to obvious, which is why I think it’s not obvious enough. And only a devious author would think of that without thinking of that, suggesting that he’s not obvious. Yet John Scalzi is a name that sounds vaguely possibly maybe potentially Italian, which in most maps includes Sicily. And since there’s plenty of land wars in Asia and something something about Sicilians, I’ll just look over there for a moment as you distract me and do something devious.
I may thank you for it later.
Regardless of which song you were thinking of, the first to post Paperback Writer & Maxwell’s Silver Hammer should get autographed copies.
Fixing a Hole
A Hard Day’s Night
I Am The Walrus
Strawberry Fields
Octopus’s Garden
“Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da”
I’ve checked both geomancy and the I Ching and they both say that you’re thinking of
Think for Yourself
written by George Harrison and on the excellent Rubber Soul album.
Lovely Rita meter maid.
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
A Hard Day’s Night
Come Together
Thank You Girl
I Am The Walrus
Help!
Yesterday
Yesterday
Hey Jude
Your Mother Should Know
Paperback Writer
Dig a Pony
When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now. Will you still be sending me a Valentine? Birthday greetings? Bottle of wine?
When I’m 64
I’m Looking Through You
When I’m Sixty Four
Mean Mr. Mustard
When I’m 64
“Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey”
Norwegian Wood
Rocky Raccoon #5
Norwegian wood.
Please Mister Postman
… bring me a Scalzi arc
And I Love Her
Come Together
When I’m Sixty-Four
Hey Bulldog.
Mr. Moonlight
The Long and Winding Road
Eleanor Rigby
Lovely Rita
Michelle?
“Leave my kitten alone”
Help!
Help
Octopus’s Garden.
Yesterday.
Love me do
Strawberry Fields Forever
Octopus’ Garden
Eleanor Rigby
Glass Onion
All Things Must Pass
Sun King
Hmm, obituaries and what Host would miss most in life?
“I Don’t Want To Spoil The Party”
Though I’ve had a drink or two and I don’t care
There’s no fun in what I do if she’s not there
I wonder what went wrong I’ve waited far too long
I think I’ll take a walk and look for her
One of the only actual Beatles recordings of the song on the intarwebs
In Memoriam for that ‘most beta of males’ who managed to attract with a wily way a (now, Southern Gentlemen, please adjust your expectations for the salaciousness of this very dark reveal) a woman who is taller than him.
I know reader, we almost dropped our iced sweet tea in shock, the sheer outlandish perversity of the affair!
Matchbox
Blackbird
She said.
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
You Won’t See Me (in honor of your non-appearance at SDCC this weekend?)
Fixing a Hole
Ah – we don’t do emails.
In the extremely unlikely event that our guess was correct (but, oh… such a good guess, not your usual Beatles choices ahoy!), please sign copy, finger print in blood on it & auction / put to charity prize of your choice at whichever Con Space wants to host it.
Or just give it to someone worthwhile ;)
Christmas Time
Free as a Bird
Penny Lane
Hey Jude! (I had a cat I called Jude because she was deaf. Was that mean?)
Day Tripper
Blackbird
I know what it’s like to be dead.
Long and winding road
Across the Universe
G0t To Get You Into My Life
Octopus’s Garden
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
All you need is love!
Martha, My Dear
Hey Jude
Nowhere Man.
Dear Prudence
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. (There! At least you’ll have it in your head.)
“Happiness is a Warm Gun”
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Tomorrow Never Knows
Hey Jude
Norwegian Wood.
All things must pass
Can’t Buy Me Love
Octopus’s garden
“Tell Me Why.”
Octopus’s Garden
Love Me Do
Why Don’t We Do It In The Road. (Just heard it in a playlist.)
All You Need is Love
Lovely Rita, Meter Maid!!
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Yesterday.
Paperback Writer
Paperback Writer
You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away
With a little help from my friends
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!
In My Life
With a little help from my friends.
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Polythene Pam
Come Together
If it isnt “paperback writer”, you should turn in your paperback writer union card.
Please Mister Postman
Norwegian Wood
I’m going with… A Day In The Life!
Truthfully though, you’re a very sick man, and as a result of that, you could have been thinking of Mister Moonlight ! Lol
Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Given the regularity of Krissy photo posts: “Hallelujah, I Love Her So”
The Fool on the Hill
I Want to Tell You
“Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey”
And I love her
When I’m Sixty-Four
“Yellow Submarine”
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
Bucking trends here, so… Savoy Truffle!
Yesterday
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Norwegian Wood
“Yellow Submarine”
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Penny lane
Real Love
Three Cool Cats
she said (I know what it’s like to be dead)
Well on the topic of death…
“Yesterday”
Hey Jude
Yesterday
Like many other people already said yesterday – and today . . .
Norweigan Wood (isn’t it good).
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
Nice. The Irony of this entire post is that Paul has made sure that the originals are very very hard to find on the intarwebs. All the People, spamming names that no longer can be found in their original modality unless you want cover bands.
Yeah.
@Host –
Whatever – but your audience just proved that they’re not authentic nor are they real. They sure as shit ain’t listening to it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVFuTIGUhTk
p.s.
The Democratic Party of the USA are … slaves to Money.
/Slaves/
Across the Universe
And… Irony:
That’s the Soviet Put-Down… but actually accurate reproduction including the entire “Beach Boys” refrain piss take. Wait? You didn’t know that back in the USSR has a refrain that’s a Beach Boy piss take?
Oh, right. You just spam the names / melodies and don’t understand the music.
// Americans – not really getting the Beatles, so fuck it.
DEAD MEN WALKING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1RxRimBjhM
Grow up: you’re fucked, and you need to start playing Hard or they’ll kill you.
Taxman.
Paperback writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvypQtn4bVc
Holy Crud…
Dat Intro;
Yeah, they’re altering Hotel California.
Oh wait. People want to win a book?!?
WTF is wrong with y’all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjwWjx7Cw8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY
DEAD> MEN > WALKING > COME > ALIVE > STOP > ALIVE > WAKE > UO > STOP >
They’re Going to Kill you.
Not fucking around.
Eleanor Rigby
Day in the Life. Oh and BTW, cat needs a skritch.
All you need is love
Paperback writer
I’ll Follow the Sun
And Your Bird Can Sing
A Day in the Life
Rocky Racoon
Yesterday
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
“All Things Must Pass”
The Long and Winding Road
The Sheik of Araby
With a little help from my friends
Norwegian Wood.
Ain’t She Sweet
While my guitar gently weeps. Are you sure we can’t have the kitten too?
“All Things Must Pass”
Paperback Writer. At least that’s the one I thought of immediately when you said “Guess the Beatles’ song”.
Drive My Car
Paperback writer
A Hard Day’s Night
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
I want to hold your hand
Hey Jude!
Leave My Kitten Alone
(wow, three other “Kittens” and a “Cool Cats”. I like the way some of you think.)
Yellow Submarine
Do you happen to know if this will be an e-book, too? Doesn’t how up as one to pre-order on the usual suspects.
Blackbird
Julia
In My Life
Get Back
Help!
A day in the life
“Ain’t She Sweet”
( but if we were talking politic…back in the ussr )
Hey Jude
Paperback writer
Hey Jude
Paperback Writer
Paperback Writer. I mean it’s *got* to be, right?
Cheers,
G
Here Comes the Sun
Penny Lane.
It’s Saturday. Birds are tweeting, Breakfast is slow and quiet. The day is open and welcoming. The world still sucks.
Hey Bulldog
Beautiful Dreamer
Rain
Leave My Kitten Alone
I don’t know if my first comment went through, the page went wonky so I apologize if this is a duplicate.
A Day in The Life
Across the Universe
In My Life
“I’m Only Sleeping”
Twist and Shout
Paperback Writer
All Together Now
Birthday
Paperback Writer
Paperback Writer
Hard Day’s Night
Blackbird
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Strawberry Fields Forever
When I’m 64
“That’ll Be the Day”
Long, long, long.
Back in the USSR
Back in the USSR
Norwegian Wood
“I Want to Hold Your Hand”
Eight Days a Week
Here Comes the Sun
Strawberry Fields Forever
In My Life (I love you more)
I’m So Tired
Fixing A Hole
Bluejay Way
I’m Only Sleeping
Strawberry Fields Forever
Happiness is a warm gun.
Strawberry Fields Forever
Happyness is a warm gun
Yellow Submarine
Martha My Dear
I Saw Her Standing There
The Fool on the Hill
The Fool on the Hill
Yesterday
Blackbird
Day Tripper
She Loves You
Hey Bulldog
I Me Mine
Glass Onion
i am the walrus???
Drive My Car
Penny Lane
Help
I Am the Walrus
That’s obvious: Got To Get You Into My Life.
Well it was the first one that popped into my head.
Strawberry Fields Forever
Do You Want to Know a Secret?
When I’m 64
Hey Jude
Eleanor Rigby
Can’t Buy Me Love
Wait
Paperback writer.
Love Me Do
Polythene Pam
She Said She Said
A Hard Day’s Night
Yesterday
I’ve just seen a face
Eleanor Rigby
All You Need Is Love
My girlfriend and I had a Beatles song that was our song. Here, There, and Everywhere. I’ll guess that one though I doubt that is it.
Why don’t we do it in the road.
I’ve Just Seen a Face
You Know My Name [Look Up the Number]
Penny Lane
No Reply
Happiness is a Warm Gun
Baby’s in Black
Maxwell’s Silver Hammer
Baby, I’m a Rich Man
Eleanor Rigby
Hey Jude!
(that’s the one that gets stuck in my head most often)
Beautiful Dreamer
Day in the Life
Happiness is a warm gun
“Tell Me Why.”
“Paperback Writer” .
Hey Jude
I’ll go with Teddy Boy
Paperback Writer
“When I’m 64”
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
Revolution
Leave my kitten alone
Paperback Writer
Long and Winding Road
Help?
Paperback writer
Magical Mystery Tour
“Yellow Submarine”
Don’t need to look at lists.
“Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”.
“While my guitar gently weeps”
Paperback writer! :D
Yes It Is
Let it Be
Help
Things We Said Today
Fool on the Hill
everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkee
“The end”
Strawberry Fields Forever
Fool on the hill
Yellow Submarine!
Can’t buy me love
Birthday
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
Tracylfleck@gmail.com
in honor of the daughter-unit going off the college in a few week’s, I’m going with: “She’s Leaving Home” from Sgt. Pepper’s
Come Together
And hi John!
While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Leave my kitten Alone
Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Yellow Submarine
Strawberrry Fields Forever
Back in the USSR
I gotta go with my favorite, Nowhere Man.
“Dear Prudence”
For some reason, three specific songs immediately came into my head. Since I have to choose only one, I’ll go with “Rocky Raccoon.”
Paperback Writer
Help
The fool on the hill
A Day in the Life
Hey Jude
Rain
Paperback Writer
Yellow Submarine