Posted on March 26, 2019
Posted by John Scalzi
It is very important to him that you are made aware of this critical information. Look at his face. It is very serious indeed.
Wow serious cat is really serious. Clearly it is past time for me to order that book.
“Monkeys of the Interwubz! Go out and buy this book, *nao!!! The more books you buy, the fancier the cat food John!monkey can buy for us!! You wouldn’t want us to suffer, would you?”
“Get this f***ing off me before I claw your eyes out, human. I’m not asking again.”
My cat Pinky says “Zeus! My man! Lighten up a bit – more books means more kibble!”
Thanks, Zeus. Now I owe the peeps at Barnes & Noble a visit and an apology since I had them scouring the stockroom looking for Head On in paperback a month ago before we realized it was MARCH 26th and not FEBRUARY 26th that it came out.
I will testify, Zeus, that “Head On” is a seriously good read.
I think he is just hiding from Smudge.
I *think* it’s more
“I’m not a book stand! I’ve told you before!”
Hmm, I’m not feeling that. The vibe I’m getting is more like, “WTF, get that shit off me, I’m taking a nap!” (And congrats; hope you sell lots of copies!)
Apply directly to the head!
I’ll just leave this here:
Off to Barnes and Noble again.
Head On is right on I’ve recommended it to all in beautiful down town Stirling City. Since the fire it’s 50 to the nearest book store.
No doubt Zeus is auditioning for the role of Donut, the Witness Protection Cat in ‘HEAD ON’.
It’s the look that says: “What happened to Fury is nothing compared to what’s gonna happen to you.”
I have heard a theory that science fiction writers have cats because they are the closest ting we have to an alien.
Have you concussed him by requiring that he lie on books? His pupils aren’t dilated evenly.
Taunting the tauntable since 1998
John Scalzi, proprietor – JS
Athena Scalzi, contributor – AMS
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