ON STAGE AND FULL OF RAGE or at Least Doing a Reasonable Facsimile Thereof
Posted on April 1, 2019 Posted by John Scalzi 7 Comments

Photo by Steve Petrucelli. All rights reserved to him.
Sure looks like I’m screaming the ever-living hell out of my lungs whilst doing my best Rob Halford imitation, does it not? In fact I’m singing a Disney tune. This one (and this variation of it):
Which is slightly more in my range than most Judas Priest songs, I have to admit. Also it was a lot of fun. Also I am a huge, huge ham.
This is from the JoCo Cruise, incidentally, which is already taking reservations for next year’s sailing (and which is already 90% booked, so, uh, hurry if you’re interested).
You need way more leather to do[1] Rob Halford…
[1] for pretty much any meaning of “do”…
Someone photoshops that microphone, countdown in three, two, one…
We need electrolytes stat, this man has a charlie horse! ;-)
Only Verandah suite rooms left. Hm.
Hard to imagine you screaming the ever-living out of anything except maybe a punch line.
The ID tag on a lanyard is a subtle, but important, fashion accessory. Nerd virtue signalling, shall we say.
“I am a huge, huge ham.”
That’s not kosher, John.