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Today’s Quote That I Actually Texted Someone Which I Am Now Providing You Without Context

“Oh, posh, what could possibly go wrong eating an entire jar of emulsified oil?”

By John Scalzi

I enjoy pie.

27 replies on “Today’s Quote That I Actually Texted Someone Which I Am Now Providing You Without Context”

We had a cat that discovered a bottle of mineral oil and for some reason decided to consume a large quantity of it. The cat was fine apparently (whew) but oozed oil through her fur for the next week. And the downstream effects were… unpleasant.

I use emulsified palm oil often. as it sets up like shortening. It isn’t Hydrogenated and has reappraised my use of shorting for a baking mix. My question is in how to get it out of the jar?

I know that 125 degrees will melt it, if your temperature is that high, your should visit your doctor

“What could possibly go wrong” is right up there with “Is that all you’ve got” in the category of questions you don’t ask the Universe unless you’re ready to receive the worst possible answer.

I thought an emulsion was a mix of chemicals that were not miscible, such as oil and water.

So I’m confused by emulsified oil (as in mayonnaise is an emulsion, period), but not by the thought that you ate the jar it came in.

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