Today In “My Life Is Fun Sometimes”
Some fellow on Twitter decided to impugn my manhood by comparing me (negatively) to John McClane, the hero of Die Hard. So, as one does, I checked in with Steven deSouza, the screenwriter of Die Hard, for his thoughts on the matter.
The results were, shall we say, satisfying.
This is now canonical. I am the Hans Gruber of burritos.